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200 pairs of panties stolen at east Georgia mall
AP ^ | 07-21-2014 | Staff

Posted on 07/21/2014 2:28:03 PM PDT by Red Badger

Edited on 07/21/2014 2:30:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]


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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; pantieraid; pantyraid; profit; theft

1 posted on 07/21/2014 2:28:03 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger; KC_Lion

I blame this old pervert...

2 posted on 07/21/2014 2:30:48 PM PDT by GraceG (No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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To: Red Badger

The police have warned citizens to be on the look out for someone who looks like John Belushi in a toga.


3 posted on 07/21/2014 2:30:51 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Red Badger

4 posted on 07/21/2014 2:32:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Red Badger

I have an alibi.


5 posted on 07/21/2014 2:33:16 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dfwgator

They will be for sale in some local flea market this weekend....


6 posted on 07/21/2014 2:34:24 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Q)
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To: Red Badger

7 posted on 07/21/2014 2:36:03 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: dfwgator

LOL! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD POST THAT!...............


8 posted on 07/21/2014 2:36:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: sickoflibs; ken5050; GOPJ; TADSLOS; South40; Tennessee Nana
"Can't a guy have a little fun?"

"The border is leaking, Ukraine is toast, the whole world
hates me, and Michele's making me sleep on the couch."

9 posted on 07/21/2014 2:38:39 PM PDT by Liz (Another Clinton administration? Are you nuts?)
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To: Red Badger; Lazamataz

Laz took em.

Dude’s kinky....


10 posted on 07/21/2014 2:40:01 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: tcrlaf
They will be for sale in some local flea market this weekend....

Fleas...no extra charge.

11 posted on 07/21/2014 2:41:25 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Red Badger

Panties were stolen. And so was your thread.


12 posted on 07/21/2014 2:43:00 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Red Badger

When I grew up there was a guy named Wierd Harold.

Wierd Harold drove a camo painted Mustang and always wore an oversized green army jacket.

We used to hang out at the local covenience market talking to our friends who were cashiers. The store had mirrors up at all four corners.

We would watch Wierd Harold when he came in because we knew he was likely to steal something. But we never caught him.

One day he walks through and leans over the meat counter. We’re watching him. We don’t see anything and Weird Harold walks out. Comes back in a couple minutes later and lays a whole ham on the counter and says, “I don’t need this”.

One day, he’s chatting with us and the cashier, and then suddenly has to go. He walks back in, opens his jacket and about 4 dozen Leggs pantyhose, in the Large Egg shaped containers come rolling out. While we had talked to him, he had emptyied out the whole back half of the Leggs Pantyhose display rack. And we never suspected a thing.


13 posted on 07/21/2014 2:45:31 PM PDT by DannyTN (I)
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To: Red Badger

Underpants gnomes... menace to society.


14 posted on 07/21/2014 2:45:41 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Focault's Pendulum; tcrlaf

Buy one get one flea..................


15 posted on 07/21/2014 2:46:04 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Red Badger

The thief is practicing civic duty, leave him be!

Recall Homeless Land Security did ask that citizens send knickers to the border camps for the “refugees”


16 posted on 07/21/2014 2:50:26 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: DannyTN

How long has he been serving in Congress now ?


17 posted on 07/21/2014 2:51:01 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: llevrok

Yeah, but they wanted size 6X!
I don’t think VS even carries that size!......................


18 posted on 07/21/2014 2:51:27 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m not sure, but he was Congressman material if I ever saw it.


19 posted on 07/21/2014 2:54:46 PM PDT by DannyTN (I)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I wonder if he is living in East Georgia now?


20 posted on 07/21/2014 2:56:24 PM PDT by DannyTN (I)
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To: Red Badger

It takes roughly two hundred panties to make one Mochelle panty . . . so we have a suspect.


21 posted on 07/21/2014 3:02:28 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Red Badger

...only in Chinatown.


22 posted on 07/21/2014 3:05:13 PM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: Vendome

The article calls them “unmentionables” but mentions them even in the title! Grow UP AP


23 posted on 07/21/2014 3:17:09 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (If chocolate fudge cake could sing, it would sound like Barry White.)
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To: Red Badger

I swear...It wasn’t me... I was nowhere near ‘em.


24 posted on 07/21/2014 3:20:28 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Red Badger
Buy one get one flea..................

Send Red Badger $29.95 and one free....with a handy carrying case.

A flea can can produce 40 to 60 eggs a day. Trust me. I've been there. Cats.

25 posted on 07/21/2014 3:29:54 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
The perps were never seen again.

(file photo)

26 posted on 07/21/2014 4:10:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: GraceG

LOL! Great Grace!


27 posted on 07/21/2014 4:45:05 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Red Badger
Whoa, stolen for profit I guess since they're not sniff ready.

Still, is there really a black market for panties? Is it that there's a big demand for them at flea markets or on Ebay?

28 posted on 07/21/2014 6:04:32 PM PDT by Rashputin (Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
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To: Liz

29 posted on 07/22/2014 1:41:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL-—good one.


30 posted on 07/22/2014 4:59:01 AM PDT by Liz (Another Clinton administration? Are you nuts?)
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To: Rashputin

Pssst! Hey, Buddy!..................You wanna buy some ‘hot’ panties?.......................


31 posted on 07/22/2014 6:11:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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