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Crocodile Wedding: Mexican Town Mayor ‘Marries’ Reptile
Metro UK ^

Posted on 07/21/2014 4:19:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Joel Vasquez Rojas, the mayor of San Pedro Huamelula, married the reptile – dressed in a white gown – at the city hall and then shared a dance in front of packed party of local residents.

According to local tradition, the crocodile is a princess whose marriage to the town mayor will bring in an abundance of seafood for fisherman on the Pacific coast.

‘As young people, this means a lot,’ said local resident Eduardo Zarate

'It’s the greatest treasure our ancestors have left us.’

For safety, the crocodile’s jaw was wired shut for the day.

‘It is my wish to marry the young princess,’ said Mr Vasquez Rojas as the pair were married.

Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine.

The festivities included dancing and fireworks, and the groom told reporters he was delighted with how the day went.


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crocodile; fish; interspecieslove; marriage; marriagelaws; mexico; napl; slipperyslope

Video at site.

1 posted on 07/21/2014 4:20:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

What a load of crock!


2 posted on 07/21/2014 4:22:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: nickcarraway; GeronL
Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine.

A similar provision is probably buried deep within the text of the Obamacare (aka Hussein's UnAffordable Care act) text.

3 posted on 07/21/2014 4:24:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I had a feeling you wouldn’t be able to skip past a headline like that


4 posted on 07/21/2014 4:25:23 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway
Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine

You can bet the left would like to fine us for skipping out on gay pride or trans-species weddings

5 posted on 07/21/2014 4:27:41 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

Bubba Clinton already beat him to it.


6 posted on 07/21/2014 4:28:07 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: GeronL

Just wait until the Mother-In-Law visits. These kind of mixed marriages never work out.


7 posted on 07/21/2014 4:28:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

lol

That could get pretty ugly when she starts the death roll on an in-law


8 posted on 07/21/2014 4:29:33 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

9 posted on 07/21/2014 4:34:44 PM PDT by W. (Democrats need the 'poor' to justify their political existence. What'd LBJ say? "I'll have them ni..)
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To: nickcarraway

Mother of the bride shed a few tears.


10 posted on 07/21/2014 4:36:03 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama is not the anti-Christ. He is Satan's John the Baptist, preparing the way.)
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To: nickcarraway

Wedding presents included luggage and a matching golf bag.


11 posted on 07/21/2014 4:42:40 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: nickcarraway

“For safety, the crocodile’s jaw was wired shut for the day.”

The jokes just write themselves!


12 posted on 07/21/2014 4:45:30 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: nickcarraway

(not that i know anything about this but) this coupling gives a whole new dimension to the saying, “No Teeth! No Teeth!”


13 posted on 07/21/2014 4:47:21 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: nickcarraway

Going to the Everglades for the honeymoon?


14 posted on 07/21/2014 4:48:39 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: nickcarraway

Hey...ive dated worse


15 posted on 07/21/2014 4:53:18 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: tophat9000

I had no idea my ex was living in Mexico.


16 posted on 07/21/2014 4:55:23 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: nickcarraway

Hey, who are we to judge, right? Soon these types of marriages will be demanded in states across the fruited plain, and judges will have to rule them acceptable. Religious cake makers and photographers will be ordered to cater (no pun intended) to these, er, blissful, ceremonies.


17 posted on 07/21/2014 4:57:41 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: a fool in paradise
And here is the mother-in-law:


18 posted on 07/21/2014 4:58:41 PM PDT by bkopto (Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.)
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To: bkopto
"WHOOOAAAAAAAA!!!>


19 posted on 07/21/2014 5:09:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Joke about the wedding night pre-zotted.


20 posted on 07/21/2014 5:16:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: COBOL2Java; nickcarraway
The coyote who takes this couple across the desert to CA is going to have some severe hydration problems with la Señora.

Perhaps we ought to tell Team Obama so the BP can have a special series of tanks ready. OTOH, with all those little kids around, food won't be a problem for her.

21 posted on 07/21/2014 5:21:43 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The GOP is dying. What do we do now?)
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To: nickcarraway

The couple reportedly were unable to consummate their union due to a reptile dysfunction .....


22 posted on 07/21/2014 5:38:42 PM PDT by mikrofon (Viva Viagra!)
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To: nickcarraway

Reminds me of my first wife. At least the cold blooded part.


23 posted on 07/21/2014 5:42:44 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mikrofon

Does he expect the new bride to go down on him at the honeymoon suite?

He likes those crockcasian mamacitas.


24 posted on 07/21/2014 5:43:36 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: GeronL

Sicko!

She’s obviously too young for marriage!


25 posted on 07/21/2014 6:02:51 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Rebelbase

With this taking a crocodile is your wife business..

You just know that in a few years she’s going to end of being an old bag


26 posted on 07/21/2014 6:03:00 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: Salamander

Of course she is


27 posted on 07/21/2014 6:03:35 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Salamander

lol

Cousin of yours?


28 posted on 07/21/2014 6:04:08 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: faithhopecharity

*snort*


29 posted on 07/21/2014 6:04:14 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: GeronL

Nope....I’m amphibian.

We split off from those things years ago.

:)


30 posted on 07/21/2014 6:09:11 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: tflabo

Dunno, but rumor has it the bride was into S&M and leather ...


31 posted on 07/21/2014 6:15:08 PM PDT by mikrofon (i.e. Shoes & Moccasins)
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To: nickcarraway

Coming to a court room near you.


32 posted on 07/21/2014 6:48:54 PM PDT by Mark85937 (If your cultural views conflict with the Bible, you need to examine your cultural views.)
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To: Mark85937
The Church - Reptile
33 posted on 07/21/2014 7:07:21 PM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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To: nickcarraway

My bad, sorry. Thought this was the Valerie Jarrett wedding party.


34 posted on 07/21/2014 7:21:27 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: tophat9000
She's been 'round the block B4


35 posted on 07/23/2014 8:25:26 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: mikrofon

36 posted on 07/23/2014 8:26:57 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Salamander
Someone should take the groom aside and 'splain a couple of things to him.


37 posted on 07/23/2014 8:36:44 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition

Huh.

I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.


38 posted on 07/23/2014 11:42:39 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: null and void

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWkjdGp7l0


39 posted on 07/23/2014 11:43:54 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Salamander

*I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.*

Probably in a seedy old folks home with a plastic poncho ....


40 posted on 07/24/2014 8:52:24 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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