Posted on 07/21/2014 9:55:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
A spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.
For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.
He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
The interesting thing is that many people actually LIKE the way their spouses smell - this was backed up in an experiment some time back.
I feel lucky my marriage was never like that. If I had a woman tell me she was sweaty and gross every night I probably couldn’t get it up with her.
He should make a spreadsheet detailing his efforts to make a baby with her and then keep hydrated and let biology run it’s course. Whether people want to admit it or not, that’s the whole crux of the matter. But for brief moments, intimacy merely makes for great sentiment, but family is forever, a giant leap for mankind!
I know, everytime, something is up when sex all of a sudden stops, becomes irregular or just doesn’t feel right.
In every instance there are tell signs that go along with it like asinine comparisons to other people about things that really don’t matter.
One kept some idiot haridan and telling me how much smarter than me she was. Apparently, a college graduate with a Masters in something unimportant but, was on welfare.
didn’t compute.
Of course, my bloated ego never believes crap like that.
somehow they think they can use the fact that I dropped out of high school as the beginning of their campaign to marginalize me.
never mind that I had straight A’s through school, tested out of high school in the 10th grade, went to college (though I didn’t complete, as I decided I didn’t want to be a cop) and that I am a voracious reader and learner.
I’m also the number one child of six and I lived with my competitors for 18 years. I know how to dispense idiots and am quick to do it.
besides, I’m good looking, charming, always looking for a laugh, challenges excite me and I generally make more money than most, am well traveled speak Spanish and can pick up languages fairly quick and even do okay at German, Tagolog and a bit of Korean.
So when I started getting the battle of the wits thing from someone set on riding a broom, I usually go along with em and set then up to ride lightning, with a smile.
This guy probably missed all the other cues. I don’t miss em and usually give them the proof they aren’t dealing from the top of the deck.
I don’t like dirty pool players and if you are going to present evidence contrary to a whole relationship and worse, against reality, then the days aren’t much longer.
maybe it’s those four years I spent as a Sheriff Explorer and learning about tells from very experienced cops I rode with or criminals who gave me life advice when I worked in the jail.
the guy needs to assess what is really going on and be strong enough to walk, for his own self worth or go through life being victimized.
Life’s too short to take the whole thing seriously and no one gets out alive.
live it up baby and enjoy the ride.
Even bad relationships can be fun but, they come with a time limit.
Know when to ring the bell and move on.
Oh and I never got married. Don’t think I will and not sure at 50 I even care.
I just want to enjoy good company as equals or be left alone.
I got my friends, my dog and my family.
I’m okay with me.
1. I like sweaty....but that’s just me. Besides...if done right...one is sweaty and stinky after sex anyway.
2. Like I tell everyone who complains that their wives ain’t giving them any...”You ain’t doing it right.” Women will beat your door down if you do.
Yep, part of our attraction to someone has to do with the scent pheromones compatibility.
I watched an old episode of "Supernatural" last night where short conversation got me laughing.
Bobby, Sam, and Dean were in Bobby's hospital room talking about what the heck they were gonna do about the Devil being unleashed, the Angels all up in arms ready to do battle with the demons - all right here in their backyard.
Dean told the others "we're just not gonna let that happen - we're gonna fight'em and beat'em". "Nope, not gonna happen here."
Bobby says "so, what do we do?"
Dean shrugs and shakes his head "I got no idea - I got nothin"
"But I got a GED .....[searching for more words].. and a give-em-hell attitude, and I'm gonna figure it out."
Bobby, "boy, you're nine kinds of crazy"
Dean, "it's been said."
[My daughter married a man a decade ago that dropped out of high school - he later got the GED. For a couple or three years he worked as a tire store manager. With my first grand daughter, working to get and keep a house and grand daughter number 2 on the way, he picked himself up and got to it, and landed a sales job at a freight company. Today he is a manager/salesman making over 5 times his age. And I have the greatest gift of all - three of the most precious grand daughters a man could have.]
In the article the wife mentions she had gained weight and was trying to take it off. Seems perhaps part of the problem for her is poor body image? A little romancing can go a long way. Women are not like men, you can’t just expect them to be ready at the drop of a hat. Rather than sending her a spread sheet, he should have been sending her love letters.
“excuses excuses!”
Plus the one day after she said “yes” the next day— what did it say— she was “tender from the night before”. What is he expecting her to do? Does she have a physical condition that makes things painful?
If I was given a spreadsheet, 3x a month would be more than my husband should be expecting in the near future!
When two people marry, each exchanges the potential for having a satisfying sexual relationship with others for his/her spouse agreeing to do everything he/she can to meet the sexual needs of the spouse. If either party defaults on Part B, he/she loses the moral right to complain if the other stops honoring Part A.
Each partner agrees to sexual exclusivity, not to a life of sexual activity granted or withheld at the whim of the other, and usually spiced with emotional manipulation.
A husband or wife should not have to "woo" his or her spouse. Though doing so might very well be part of the "meeting the sexual needs of the other" agreed to.
IOW, when you marry, you lose the moral right to turn the sexual tap on and off when you feel like it.
1 Cor. 7: "2 But since there is so much immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman her own husband. 3 The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife."
A lot of people don't like this idea. That's fine. They just shouldn't get married, agreeing to a contract they have no intention of living up to.
BTW, there are situations where one party loses the ability to engage in some or all types of sexual activity for physical reasons. That's tragic, but it doesn't release the spouse from his/her obligation to be sexually faithful. The spouse agrees to do whatever he/she can to meet sexual needs.
When every effort is shot down, yes it can be hard.
Looks a lot like my spreadsheet, except mine is in months not days.
it ain’t gonna get better 5 or 10 years down the line.
Amen, and the reason I moved on...
She turns down sex for a damn television show..? Dump her.
“Women don’t want needy, they want a colonel, a kaiser, a czar.”
-George Costanza
1) How would she know?
2) "Practice makes perfect!" - She needs to give the guy "training".
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.