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Snoring Wife Drives Husband to Divorce
Emirates 24/7 ^ | Monday, July 21, 2014

Posted on 07/22/2014 5:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Blames overweight wife for refusing to compromise

A 40-year-old Yemeni citizen, identified as Yassin, divorced his wife because of her snorting, the ‘Al Rai’ newspaper has reported.

The husband said that his wife used to eat many nuts and chocolates till she now weighs more than 80kg, up from her original 50kg, the paper reported.

He added that she refused to undergo any diet or weight- loss programme.

However, the final straw for the man was her snoring at night, which he attributed to her weight.

The report quotes the man as saying: “We have three children, but she does not care about that.

"I tried to persuade her to get treatment for snoring, but she has refused.”

Husband blames smartphone for domestic abuse

Kuwait City - A Kuwaiti wife was a victim of home violence when her husband assaulted her after she refused to give him her mobile phone to check who she had called.

According to a report in ‘Al Rai’ newspaper, the husband entered the house and found his wife talking on the phone.

Furious, the husband asked for the phone and when she refused, he lost control and beat his wife till she bled.

The wife went to the Al Jahra’a police station and filed a case against her husband.

The husband in his police statement, alleged that smart phones have become the scourge of men because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones.


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: saudiarabia

1 posted on 07/22/2014 5:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick

Ping


2 posted on 07/22/2014 5:38:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones.

Set phone to vibrate...


3 posted on 07/22/2014 5:39:28 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: nickcarraway

Snorting or snoring? I makes a difference, you know.


4 posted on 07/22/2014 5:42:53 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: nickcarraway

Back when I was a kid my mom and dad were waking each other up for snoring. This went on for about a week. Finally one night dad said Roll Over you’re snoring. Mom said I have you know I’m wide awake. Then they found the guilty one. It was in the summer and their window was open. Dad had built our Lab a dog house and put a tin roof on it. She could rattle the walls LOL.


5 posted on 07/22/2014 5:43:58 PM PDT by cva66snipe ((Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?))
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To: nickcarraway

Impossible. No woman has ever snored. Ever.


6 posted on 07/22/2014 5:47:02 PM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: nickcarraway

110 to 176 lbs. She done blew up.


7 posted on 07/22/2014 5:57:18 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: nickcarraway

The question is “what was she snorting”?


8 posted on 07/22/2014 6:00:29 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: nickcarraway
Women talking on phones: OUTRAGEOUS!!

Women talking on the phone for hours and hours and hours and hours: UNTHINKABLE!!!

I never talked on the phone to my girlfriends for longer than five minutes!! If you believe THAT then I have a piece of real estate in Florida for ya.

The first job I got, at 16 years old, was to buy my own princess telephone. I LOVED it!! My own telephone number!
I also bought weekend and holiday season tickets to the Giants.

My parents couldn't afford those luxuries for me, so I WORKED for them. SOME parents require that working children/students put half of their earnings into a college fund and THEN give parents 1/4 of their earnings. So the working kids ended up working for only 1/4 of their wages.

I was allowed to keep it all for me. I didn't realize how NICE my parents were.

9 posted on 07/22/2014 6:04:17 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cva66snipe
Back when I was a kid my mom and dad were waking each other up for snoring. This went on for about a week. Finally one night dad said Roll Over you’re snoring. Mom said I have you know I’m wide awake. Then they found the guilty one. It was in the summer and their window was open. Dad had built our Lab a dog house and put a tin roof on it. She could rattle the walls LOL.

HAHAHA! WONderful story. HAS to be true because NO ONE could make that up!
Thanks for sharing.

10 posted on 07/22/2014 6:06:25 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

After I was out of school I paid my mother weekly rent...never realizing she simply put it aside for the day I would leave and then gave it to me! She wanted me to understand that i was an adult now and was responsible for putting a roof over my head...either there or wherever it was going to cost me.

Oh a Mother’s Love...there are no bounds to it!


11 posted on 07/22/2014 6:07:49 PM PDT by caww
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To: nickcarraway

...”Alleged that smart phones have become the scourge of men because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones”....

Might be because they’re home bound and lonely...or better still...she’s just not into him! LOL


12 posted on 07/22/2014 6:11:34 PM PDT by caww
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To: cloudmountain

Yea I’d take her to the lake & camp with me when school was out for the summer. She snored there too LOL.


13 posted on 07/22/2014 6:22:06 PM PDT by cva66snipe ((Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?))
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To: nickcarraway

I was sending my wife some flowers and couldn’t come up with something lovey dovey. Thought for a bit and wrote this:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I snore loud,
But so do you.

We’re still happily married.


14 posted on 07/22/2014 6:29:55 PM PDT by Rannug ("all enemies, foreign and domestic")
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To: cdcdawg

Nor farted


15 posted on 07/22/2014 6:30:47 PM PDT by punditwannabe
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To: tet68

You are so bad. That’s just wrong.


16 posted on 07/22/2014 6:35:26 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: cdcdawg

then i’m not married to a woman, then.


17 posted on 07/22/2014 6:40:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nickcarraway

surprised she didn’t try to counter-divorce for him mentioning her before and now, weights.


18 posted on 07/22/2014 6:42:33 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nickcarraway

I was lying in bed and I heard what sounded like my Harley. Thinking that that somebody was trying to steal my bike, I hastily dressed and ran downstairs to the parking lot. There was the Harley, serenely sitting under its cover...no thief in sight.

I went back inside, undressed, and went back to bed. Then I heard it again. Vroom Vroom Vrooom. I dressed again, grabbed my weapon and ventured outside to find the Harley untouched and alone.

Undressed, and back in bed, I heard it again. Vroom Vroom Vroom, Vroom Vroom Vroom.

Suddenly I realized what it was. The bedroom of the adjoining apartment abuts mine. I took a shoe and whacked it against the wall.

The snoring stopped.


19 posted on 07/22/2014 6:42:36 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

There is obviously some other explanation. My favorite, after recording the alleged snoring, was “you got that sound off of the internet or something!”


20 posted on 07/22/2014 6:45:18 PM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: punditwannabe

Damned dog.


21 posted on 07/22/2014 6:45:59 PM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: cdcdawg

the guy should videotape himself recording the wife.


22 posted on 07/22/2014 6:50:47 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: cloudmountain

Our son graduated high school last year and I helped him get a really good job that pays very well. He turned down his admission to Virginia Tech so he could save money by attending a local Community College for his first two years. Once he gets his Associate Degree he is automatically accepted to the four year state-run school of his choice so he will finish his Engineering degree at Tech.

The thrust of this story is we let him keep every penny of his paycheck and he spends almost nothing for himself except for his tuition and books. He has already amassed a tidy sum of money for his final two years at Tech. We are very proud of him!


23 posted on 07/22/2014 7:19:28 PM PDT by OldMissileer
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To: nickcarraway

I’ll one up you here.

Driver used rope to kill himself
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7548504.stm

A depressed businessman going through a divorce decapitated himself by tying a rope to a tree and driving away in his open-top car, an inquest has heard.


24 posted on 07/22/2014 7:28:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: nickcarraway

80 kg = 176 pounds = 12 stones, 8 pounds

50 kg = 110 pounds = 7 stones, 12 pounds


25 posted on 07/22/2014 7:31:40 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: nickcarraway
she now weighs more than 80kg, up from her original 50kg

The weight gain is to be expected, since they married when she was 7, in honor of the profette.

26 posted on 07/22/2014 11:43:49 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama is not the anti-Christ. He is Satan's John the Baptist, preparing the way.)
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