Skip to comments.Man wakes up to find strange woman cooking breakfast in his kitchen ( Colorado )
Posted on 07/24/2014 7:03:14 AM PDT by george76
A Colorado Springs man woke up to find a strange woman cooking breakfast in his kitchen Wednesday morning.
Police say the woman got into the apartment through an unlocked door. She left before police arrived.
While officers were responding to the call, they received a report of a woman trying to break into a house in the 900 block of Hutchinson Dr.
The owner of the home detained the woman until police arrived.
Josefina Gonsalez-Nieves, 27, was arrested.
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She just wanted to feed poor prosecuted kids from Latinia.
hate it when that happens
She had the munchies after a long night of smoking Hickenloopers.
But when you read down through the story you get to the part about 3 outstanding felony warrants on her. Hmm, that kind of takes the fun out of it and puts a little different spin on it.
Undocumented domestic help.
Another candidate for STRONGER meds and incarceration. She is either nuts or a drug addict. Oh, I keep forgetting...nothing wrong with drugs.
Ok.Is she a good cook?
Without a picture it is impossible to determine if a crime in fact was committed.
Won’t happen at our house.The German Shepherds and Rottweiler have a zero tolerance policy on strangers enteringthe house.
Wives/girlfriends do the same thing. I don’t have one of those, either.
What happens when you take a huge number of illegal aliens, without money, who do not speak English, and dump them in towns far from the border?
What do you THINK happens, Obama, you dumbass?
What would happen to anyone who was penniless and hungry, dropped in a strange town in a foreign country where they don’t speak the language? Do you think they are going to get help that they can’t even ask for? Do you think they will approach the police? What?
The only practical solution to this is that they are arrested quickly, before they start breaking into homes and stealing things. Homeowners assaulted or even killed, and killing illegal aliens who have busted into their homes, every one of them have their blood on Obama’s hands.
FreeRepubic committee needs pictures in order evaluate guilt or innocence of offender! also what was she cooking? better or worse than indigenous supply?
The fact he called the cops on her tells you everything you need to know.
Nope, never happened to me.
Found a few didn’t have the slightest clue who they were or how they got there, but I have yet to find one cooking breakfast.
You can also lock your doors.
How was the breakfast?
We lock our doors,but locks can be picked and doors broken in.The dogs know what to do with intruders,and frankly an intruder will do better dealing with the dogs than they will with me when I get there.
She was there to poach a couple of eggs?
He should have just had her “Over Easy” or”Sunny Side Up”.
Or, perhaps he had Alzheimer’s and forgot that he was married to her :)
The border, your front door, what is this trespass thing you speak of?
Happens to me every Sunday morning.
Of course, the "strange woman" is my wife....
My family has a home on a lake in northern Indiana. It’s just down the road from the most popular bar/nightclub on the lake. A couple years ago, my brother and I woke up hearing noise from downstairs. We went down to find an extremely intoxicated young lady eating Pizza we left on the kitchen counter top.
Apparently, she had been a the bar, had a fight with her boyfriend, decided to walk home and made it as far as our house. She was visiting friends at the lake and wasn’t sure where their lake home was located and thought she had the right home.
She was quite good looking, but these things never happen to me when I’m young and foolish enough to leverage them. I ended up driving her home and lecturing her the whole way about making dangerous choices. That’s when I realized I had turned into my parents. Sigh........
Picked her up in a bar and had buyer’s remorse in the morning?
Hey, there are certain things for which a woman makes a man’s life wonderful. And one of those things is when she cooks breakfast, LOL.
Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast.
(Men at Work - “Down Under”)
That was what I was thinking.
If she did a good job and cleaned up after herself, I might have to hire her.
Well, there are worse things to turn into than your parents.
There are knives in most kitchens.
I was gonna say, the male version of dubious college data rape allegations?
True, but in the specific case of the article, the person just walked in.
Reports say her alias is Dinah and a banjo was also recovered at the scene.
Undocumented domestic help.
All the important questions have gone unanswered.
When I was about 10 a drugged out hippie walked into my cousins house, three houses away from ours. My aunt and uncle were gone and my 16 yr old cousin was watching her 11 brothers and sisters. The guy went upstairs to one of the boys bedrooms, laid down and told them to get him something to eat. The boys in that room were 5-8 and they thought it was funny and sat watching him for a few minutes until one of them told their sister. She ran to my house and got my dad. He told me to stay home, of course I didn’t and watched from the bushes. This house was 3 stories, sat on a hill with about 50 steps leading to the front of the house. My dad, whose only 5’8 dragged this guy down 3 sets of steps in the house and then down the front steps for the police. I remember the guy saying he was going to come back and kill my dad. This guy was so much bigger than my dad, but my dad learned to fight smart from the time he was 6. I was so proud of my dad, but scared for him too for many years.
As long as she is good looking then let her finish cooking.
Next tell her to start cleaning. Later do the yard work.
She was hungry probably form legal wacko tobacco. This will be the new drug induced felony.
Happens to me all the time.
Criminal Parasite, Mexican?
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