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British Man Builds Giant Fart Machine, Aims It At France
Breitbart ^ | 7-24-14 | Andre Walker

Posted on 07/24/2014 12:55:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni

An inventor from Stamford in Lincolnshire has embarked on a project to build the world's biggest fart machine - and then aim it straight at France. Colin Furze plans to place the machine on top of the white cliffs of Dover so that the French can hear it 21 miles away.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fart; france
I fart in your general direction!
1 posted on 07/24/2014 12:55:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni

Paging Mr. Methane!


2 posted on 07/24/2014 12:56:22 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Mom I miss you! (8-20-1938 to 11-18-2013) Cancer sucks)
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To: TurboZamboni; All
Is there Monty Python Ping List? ...There should be!

3 posted on 07/24/2014 12:57:37 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: TurboZamboni

I’m sure his neighbors are overjoyed.


4 posted on 07/24/2014 12:57:47 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: TurboZamboni

A blast from the _ _ _.


5 posted on 07/24/2014 12:57:50 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: TurboZamboni

isn’t he facing terrorism charges and massive fines from the econazis there?


6 posted on 07/24/2014 12:58:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: TurboZamboni

This is better than the Yo app.


7 posted on 07/24/2014 12:59:20 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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To: TurboZamboni

Does it run on cabbage or beans?


8 posted on 07/24/2014 1:00:11 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: TurboZamboni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA


9 posted on 07/24/2014 1:00:21 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: TurboZamboni

Can we borrow it for awhile and park it in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?


10 posted on 07/24/2014 1:00:52 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: TurboZamboni

An excellent idea for a project!


11 posted on 07/24/2014 1:01:46 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: TurboZamboni

This is the same man who invented a Pram, or Baby Buggy that goes up to 50 miles per hour. He ought to get permission from Sir Paul to play a Beatles tune that welcomes the Fart Heard Around The World. The song should be Michelle, Ma Belle.
Oh, the farting machine is expected to emit flames and noise simultaneously. Very creative individual. Too bad he cannot channel it to be more practical or lucrative.


12 posted on 07/24/2014 1:02:57 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: TurboZamboni

That recent article said smelling farts was good for your health.

SO he likes France? Or perhaps he’s trying to attract all the gay french men.


13 posted on 07/24/2014 1:03:42 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: TurboZamboni

14 posted on 07/24/2014 1:07:31 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Can anyone tell me who the head of the Muslim peace movement is?)
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To: TurboZamboni

Oh well, there goes world peace in our time.


15 posted on 07/24/2014 1:07:56 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: LostInBayport

“Can we borrow it for awhile and park it in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?”

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It’s already inside that address.


16 posted on 07/24/2014 1:08:28 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: Wyatt's Torch

You beat me to it!


17 posted on 07/24/2014 1:13:21 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: TurboZamboni

We all need goals in life.....


18 posted on 07/24/2014 1:14:23 PM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: All

France has announced retaliation. They will continue to be French.


19 posted on 07/24/2014 1:15:44 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Clinton v Jeb Bush -- just shoot me now)
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To: TurboZamboni

What a waste of time. Better to direct it at certain countries who have only one goal: killing Christians and Jews.


20 posted on 07/24/2014 1:16:40 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: TurboZamboni
He could have just borrowed our giant fart machine


21 posted on 07/24/2014 1:16:49 PM PDT by kidd
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To: TurboZamboni

Knowing how smelly your average Frenchman is, what’s the chance they’d notice the smell of flatulence?


22 posted on 07/24/2014 1:28:51 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: TurboZamboni

There are plenty of these around already. Why would someone want to build one?


23 posted on 07/24/2014 1:29:01 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Indeed.
The fart machine will be rendered useless as the French expose their armpits in retaliation.


24 posted on 07/24/2014 1:38:23 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: kidd

Borrow? He can have the damned thing.


25 posted on 07/24/2014 1:39:02 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: TurboZamboni

Hey, somebody stepped on a duck...a BIG duck!


26 posted on 07/24/2014 1:45:38 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: TurboZamboni

What good is a giant fart without a giant smell?


27 posted on 07/24/2014 1:52:48 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: TurboZamboni
I wish him great success.

Unfortunately for the French, their is no heir to Le Petomane with which they could retaliate.


28 posted on 07/24/2014 1:54:06 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: TurboZamboni
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29 posted on 07/24/2014 1:55:24 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Constitution Day
Wonder if they were related.


30 posted on 07/24/2014 1:55:34 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: TurboZamboni

Why doesn’t he invest in white flags in France, then build a giant Nazi or Islamo Nazi that screams surrender? He’ll make a fortune.


31 posted on 07/24/2014 1:58:54 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: TurboZamboni

If the “boom” is loud enough, France may very well surrender forthwith.


32 posted on 07/24/2014 2:03:02 PM PDT by DPMD
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To: I want the USA back

That would be France.


33 posted on 07/24/2014 2:03:49 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: TurboZamboni

I’d pay money to light one of those farts.


34 posted on 07/24/2014 2:05:45 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: TurboZamboni

About the best news I heard today............


35 posted on 07/24/2014 2:12:11 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: dainbramaged

“Does it run on cabbage or beans?”

If you buy the flex-fuel option for it, it can be tuned to work with either one or even a mixture of both.


36 posted on 07/24/2014 2:14:12 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: dfwgator

“Have a good night’s rest, boys? I MISSED YOU!”


37 posted on 07/24/2014 2:14:45 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: TurboZamboni

I don’t see this ending well at all. I heard the French were going to retaliate with a frog leg cannon.


38 posted on 07/24/2014 2:14:57 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: TurboZamboni

He’s praying France is downwind when he lets it rip.


39 posted on 07/24/2014 2:27:25 PM PDT by upchuck (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care.)
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To: TurboZamboni

I believe the twitter tag or hash tag was fart@france, per an IO9.com article.


40 posted on 07/24/2014 3:07:25 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: lee martell
With those characteristics,he should name it The Volt.
41 posted on 07/24/2014 3:09:25 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

Damn. The thing looks scary. I expect to read about the guy dying in a fiery explosion.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/265158/speedreads-man-builds-biggest-fart-machine-ever-plans-to-aim-it-at-france


42 posted on 07/24/2014 3:34:58 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: Sacajaweau

I’d like to buy a vowel. An “A”.


43 posted on 07/24/2014 8:42:35 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.)
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To: TurboZamboni; RanchoStash

44 posted on 07/26/2014 3:47:06 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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