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British Man Builds Giant Fart Machine, Aims It At France
Breitbart ^
| 7-24-14
| Andre Walker
Posted on 07/24/2014 12:55:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
An inventor from Stamford in Lincolnshire has embarked on a project to build the world's biggest fart machine - and then aim it straight at France. Colin Furze plans to place the machine on top of the white cliffs of Dover so that the French can hear it 21 miles away.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fart; france
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To: TurboZamboni
He could have just borrowed our giant fart machine
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:16:49 PM PDT
by
kidd
To: TurboZamboni
Knowing how smelly your average Frenchman is, what’s the chance they’d notice the smell of flatulence?
To: TurboZamboni
There are plenty of these around already. Why would someone want to build one?
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:29:01 PM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Indeed.
The fart machine will be rendered useless as the French expose their armpits in retaliation.
To: kidd
Borrow? He can have the damned thing.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:39:02 PM PDT
by
meatloaf
To: TurboZamboni
Hey, somebody stepped on a duck...a BIG duck!
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:45:38 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: TurboZamboni
What good is a giant fart without a giant smell?
To: TurboZamboni
I wish him great success.
Unfortunately for the French, their is no heir to Le Petomane with which they could retaliate.
To: TurboZamboni
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:55:24 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Constitution Day
Wonder if they were related.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:55:34 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: TurboZamboni
Why doesn’t he invest in white flags in France, then build a giant Nazi or Islamo Nazi that screams surrender? He’ll make a fortune.
To: TurboZamboni
If the “boom” is loud enough, France may very well surrender forthwith.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:03:02 PM PDT
by
DPMD
To: I want the USA back
To: TurboZamboni
I’d pay money to light one of those farts.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:05:45 PM PDT
by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking.)
To: TurboZamboni
About the best news I heard today............
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:12:11 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
To: dainbramaged
“Does it run on cabbage or beans?”
If you buy the flex-fuel option for it, it can be tuned to work with either one or even a mixture of both.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:14:12 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: dfwgator
“Have a good night’s rest, boys? I MISSED YOU!”
To: TurboZamboni
I don’t see this ending well at all. I heard the French were going to retaliate with a frog leg cannon.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:14:57 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: TurboZamboni
He’s praying France is downwind when he lets it rip.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:27:25 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care.)
To: TurboZamboni
I believe the twitter tag or hash tag was fart@france, per an IO9.com article.
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posted on
07/24/2014 3:07:25 PM PDT
by
tbw2
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