Skip to comments.White House Announces New Program
Posted on 07/25/2014 6:15:50 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The White House announced today it's new immigration program called "You Think You Had It Bad". Josh Earnest, the new White House paid liar, announced that the President was earnest and not joshing with the new program.
Under the "You Think You Had It Bad" program, all new illegal immigrants (or new Democratic voters) will be shipped to Chicago for 10 days. Immigrants will be housed and processed in the Chicago Southside. Success of the program hinges upon the immigrants being exposed to at least two weekends in the city.
It is felt that after two weekends in Chicago most immigrants will be pleading to return to their homelands. HHS has estimated that 60,000 (less environmental shrinkage) immigrants can be processed yearly. Even considering standard bribes, pay-to-play costs, union extortion, etc. HHS stated the program should be very cost effective.
Maybe there’s a suggestion box at the White House. I’d love to see Ted or or someone suggest this.