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I went to a brawl and a wedding broke out.
1 posted on 07/30/2014 8:46:53 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Them Amish weddings.

They be brutal.


2 posted on 07/30/2014 8:47:53 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Enterprise

We used to joke about the Traditional Fistfight required at Mexican weddings.


4 posted on 07/30/2014 8:50:47 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
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To: Enterprise
Those pesky "youths" again, no doubt.
5 posted on 07/30/2014 8:51:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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To: Enterprise

Do I even need to ask?


7 posted on 07/30/2014 8:53:35 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Enterprise

Never had your wedding reception at Chuck E. Cheese!


11 posted on 07/30/2014 8:55:46 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Enterprise

An open bar at a wedding really helps loosen people up.


15 posted on 07/30/2014 8:56:34 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Enterprise

Most rental halls limit the reception to four hours if liquor is going to be served.


27 posted on 07/30/2014 9:03:16 AM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: Enterprise

Here’s what we know so far, without needing further information:

No one there can speak Latin.
None of them read Pilgrim’s Progress, The Iliad, The Odyssey, City of God, The Republic, or The Wasteland.
None of them are white or Asian.\
Many of them graduated high school.
Some of them graduated college.
None of them were homeschooled.
All of them have EBT cards.


28 posted on 07/30/2014 9:03:24 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Enterprise

My dad was a Wedding Photographer.

I used to help out in the darkroom.

He had some GREAT stories!


29 posted on 07/30/2014 9:03:41 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Enterprise

Since they didn’t post any pics nor a description of the people attending and involved in the fight it can be safely assumed that this was a Diversity Campaign!


45 posted on 07/30/2014 9:24:54 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Enterprise
Jonathan Accardi, 32, of Oceanside, New York, was charged with obstructing the administration of law and disorderly conduct. Another person, Emily George, 23, from Haledon was charged with disorderly conduct.

In addition to whatever conclusions one might draw from these names, the talking heads in the news report video are white (except for the reporter).

Comments at the source link are also saying "white."

49 posted on 07/30/2014 9:41:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Enterprise
One of my favorite Radiohead songs:

Punchup At A Wedding

52 posted on 07/30/2014 9:51:39 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Enterprise

The real surprise is no guns, shootings. Not reported anyway.


59 posted on 07/30/2014 11:06:20 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: Enterprise

Kinda looked like this:
http://modernkiddo.com/images/vv_greatrace_piefight.png

Here is the bride:
http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/dI/8-the-great-race-mdn.jpg


61 posted on 07/30/2014 11:55:52 AM PDT by minnesota_bound
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