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‘Sharknado 2’: The real fear is the fear of missing out (it's finally here!)
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Posted on 07/30/2014 1:33:08 PM PDT by chessplayer

In the face of another “Sharknado” TV movie (the even-more-inane “Sharknado 2: The Second One,” premiering Wednesday night on Syfy) there isn’t much for a critic to say except to echo what the characters themselves so frequently scream when confronted by a great white shark spinning toward them in a funnel cloud:

“LOOK OUT!!”

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I'm like a 5 year old waiting for Santa! It's a 4 hour sharkapallooza. The original one, and then the second one. And we will get deep dialogue like this: - “I hate sharks. I'm from Wyoming.”
1 posted on 07/30/2014 1:33:08 PM PDT by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer
I hate to endorse stupidity as the national past time,but....
2 posted on 07/30/2014 1:35:50 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: chessplayer

What the what?


3 posted on 07/30/2014 1:36:54 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Farmer Dean

Oh hell, I am going to make some popcorn and enjoy the evening.


4 posted on 07/30/2014 1:38:34 PM PDT by mware
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To: chessplayer

what will they do next? LernerNado?


5 posted on 07/30/2014 1:39:18 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: chessplayer; null and void

Sharknado PING.! :)


6 posted on 07/30/2014 1:41:11 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: chessplayer

I don’t know how SyFy stays afloat!?


7 posted on 07/30/2014 1:41:20 PM PDT by Carbonsteel
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To: chessplayer

I’ll watch this right after Honey Boo Boo and Big Smo. Get right on it I will.


8 posted on 07/30/2014 1:46:42 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: chessplayer

Now this is a thread I can sink my teeth into.


9 posted on 07/30/2014 1:47:31 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: chessplayer

As the keeper of the Preparedness ping list all I can say if you find yourself facing a Sharknado you are on your own as I have no advise! ;-)


10 posted on 07/30/2014 1:55:07 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer
As the keeper of the Preparedness ping list all I can say if you find yourself facing a Sharknado you are on your own as I have no advise! ;-)

Oh Kart, you definitely will need a chain saw, and duct tape. Not sure why the duct tape but what the hell.

11 posted on 07/30/2014 1:57:55 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

How about if I pray that God sends a Squidnado to eat the Sharknado? ;-)


12 posted on 07/30/2014 2:01:57 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

LOL


13 posted on 07/30/2014 2:03:48 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware
I guess the next movie will be:

Megalodonado!!!!
14 posted on 07/30/2014 2:06:26 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

You mean Sharktopus! Front have shark, back half octopus. It stabs it victims with spear like tentacles and then eats them!


15 posted on 07/30/2014 2:10:10 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Nope probably a Cownado. I recall during the airing of Sharknado I, a man actually got killed by a flying cow. The cow fell on him. O well I guess things happen. Perhaps there will be a movie based on that incident.


16 posted on 07/30/2014 2:15:17 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Kartographer

For prepardness, just make sure you have alot of Tarter Sauce and Lemon on hand. =)


17 posted on 07/30/2014 2:16:18 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: shotgun

You left out the tornado part and that’s what makes it really scary!


18 posted on 07/30/2014 2:20:02 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Patriot Babe

how about a WaxmanNado? or BoxerNado?


19 posted on 07/30/2014 2:25:22 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: chessplayer

I’m so done with sharks, and zombies, and democrats.


20 posted on 07/30/2014 2:33:37 PM PDT by moovova
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To: chessplayer

Gather up all your adult children from the basement or garage where they live and make sure to take them to see this movie. It’s the least you can do to bring a little joy into their lives for little more than the price of a couple steak and lobster dinners.


21 posted on 07/30/2014 2:36:09 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (His Arrogance would love to replace John Kerry-Heinz but all the trained monkeys turned him down.)
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To: chessplayer

LOL


22 posted on 07/30/2014 2:36:17 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: chessplayer

"Sharkspouts" didn't generate much interest ...

23 posted on 07/30/2014 2:41:11 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sigh-Fi)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

ooo that sounds Awesome or perhaps an Obamanado. Sheesh sounds like something you plunge in the toilet.


24 posted on 07/30/2014 3:10:53 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Patriot Babe
ooo that sounds Awesome or perhaps an Obamanado. Sheesh sounds like something you plunge in the toilet.

And FLOTUS is the thing that you just can't flush and you keep finding floating there…

25 posted on 07/30/2014 3:33:22 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Kartographer
How about if I pray that God sends a Squidnado to eat the Sharknado? ;-)

You just earned ten Awesome Points.

26 posted on 07/30/2014 3:34:15 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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You left out the tornado part and that’s what makes it really scary!

Oh, come on… that's just getting into manbearpig territory:

27 posted on 07/30/2014 3:36:14 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: chessplayer

It sounds like your life’s quest is about to be realized...


28 posted on 07/30/2014 3:39:49 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: OneWingedShark

ROFL


29 posted on 07/30/2014 4:33:02 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: chessplayer

LOL, the guy from the movie AIRPLANE is the pilot.


30 posted on 07/30/2014 6:10:42 PM PDT by mware
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To: chessplayer
Tribute to Twilight Zone, and William Shatner and Gremlins.
31 posted on 07/30/2014 6:12:02 PM PDT by mware
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To: Patriot Babe

Wil Wheaton on the plane, Forget it, no longer on the plane.


32 posted on 07/30/2014 6:12:45 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Sharks on the plane.


33 posted on 07/30/2014 6:13:14 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Tribute to Jaws The Revenge, going on now.


34 posted on 07/30/2014 6:18:50 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware
LOL, arctic snow blast heading to Manhattan.
35 posted on 07/30/2014 6:27:55 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Tribute to Taxi.


36 posted on 07/30/2014 6:29:49 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Tribute to the movie Alligator.


37 posted on 07/30/2014 6:46:07 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

SUBWAY guy up now.


38 posted on 07/30/2014 6:47:53 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

SUBWAY guy just lost a lot of weight,


39 posted on 07/30/2014 6:48:47 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Tribute to The Stand.


40 posted on 07/30/2014 6:58:09 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Scene from Cloverleaf.


41 posted on 07/30/2014 7:01:10 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware
Oh yeah, the sharknado devastated the UN.
42 posted on 07/30/2014 7:12:09 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware

Scene from Day After Tomorrow, or Yesterday, can’t remember its name.


43 posted on 07/30/2014 7:14:49 PM PDT by mware
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To: mware
LOL, scene from Tremors. and Jumping the shark,

Happy Days.

44 posted on 07/30/2014 7:17:57 PM PDT by mware
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