***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Hamas Bumper Stickers

These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too.

• Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes
• If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too
• I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how
• My other car is a bomb
• 80 percent of success is just blowing up
• Baby suicide bomber on board
• This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.
• Kill, baby, kill
• What car bomb would Mohammed drive?
• Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized
• "Palestinian rebels" sounds nicer than "Mob of Jew-hating murderous baby killers"
• It'll be a great day when terrorists have all the money for bombs and Israel has to hold a bake sale to build a school.
• Final solutions for a small planet
• Wherever I go, there you are. Shrapnel #5. Inevitable.
• Some of our best women are men
• Funny name. Serious damage.
• We put the "ass" in "assassin"
• Do the Jew
• Arab by birth. Murderer by choice.
• Say it with explosives
• Look, Ma, no infidels!
• If you want to capture someone’s attention, use shrapnel
• The antidote for civilization
• Please don't squeeze the Charge
• We hate Jews more than we love our children
• I'd walk a mile for a camel
• Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Jihadis
• Life’s messy, blow it up!
• You’re in good hands with Allah
• Support Habitat for Hamas!
• GET INVOLVED... The world is run by those who blow up
• Prophet before people!
• Bombs not books
• Does this suicide vest make my ass look fat?
• Blowout Sale! Free Palestine with every purchase of explosives, wires, and detonators!
• Kids... They blow up so fast!
• Suicide is sexy
• Practice random acts of violence
• Got vaporized?
• I'd rather be beheading infidels
• If you think war with Hamas is deadly, try peace.
• Support your local terrorist training camp
• Obama 2012: Bold leadership for a stronger Caliphate
• If you can read this, thank a teacher. If your wife and daughters can't, thank a mullah.
• Hamas Chevy: Like a Rock, Only Dumber.
• Give me liberty or....................nah, just give me death
• We buy safe houses, any condition
• Question Palestinian Authority
• Peace is not the answer... Say no to peace... Peace never solved anything
• Guns don't kill people. We do.
• Palestine is a convenient cause, not a place
• When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in hijab and carrying the Koran
• Proud Savage
• Caution: driver may be offended by just about anything

Other tweets from the feed: 

>> how's my driving? Call 1-800-bomb-you

>> what’s the martyr with you?

>> If you can read this you must be a Hellfire missile>> human Shields on Board

>> honk if Your Horn is not currently connected to a detonator

>> Gaza auto sales: we blow away the competition

>> My kid can blow up your kid

>> Read this to your favorite female loved one since she isn't allowed to read it to herself

>> honk If You're About to be Taken Out by an Israeli Air to Surface Missile

>> Shi’ite Happens

Another Twitter feed billing itself as @HamasGlobalPR did not appear to represent the actual governing authority but used an ironic voice to pose as the authority.

One tweet: “We condemn murder of A Jabari & the destruction of his new BMW M6. A merciful country would have shot last wk when he was driving a Fiat.”

Also, the tweeter observed: “To avoid further confusion, we are changing our name to "Palestinians Entitled To Reject Agreements" #PETRA, & yes, we are moving to #Jordan”

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Q. What am I if I give money to Hamas?

A. A supporter of terrorism

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Q. What am I if I give a gun to Hamas?

A. A partner in murder

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Q. What am I if I give Hamas a base to train terrorists and supply them with the ability to import weapons?

A. The Obama Administration

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"TOP 10 FATAH HAMA UNITY JOKES"

10) Palestinians had to have a reconciliation. Their suicide bombers want to form a union.

9) Fatah and Hamas put their differences aside, rallying around their common denominators: Hatred of Israel, and bad Arab television shows.

8) The difference Palestinian unity and Palestinian civil war is the spelling.

7) iPal : The all new Palestinian Unity product from Fatah and Hamas. Note: This app is prone to killing itself and blaming the Jews for its own failure.

6) Unity: What to call factionalism when all else fails.

5) My Way or the Highway: How Reconciliation is pronounced in Palestinian Arabic.

4) Palestinians buried their hatchets in order to fight together against Israel. If only they stuck to hatchets in that fight.

3) Unity. It's the new Palestinian bomb. How long until they have a "work accident"?

2) Even in death, Osama bin-Laden managed to get mournful and rueful comments from Hamas and Fatah. Talk about unity amongst terrorists.

... and the #1 fatah hamas unity joke is:

1) Palestinian unity is an oxymoron.

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“Is it just me, or does every overwhelming Hamas ‘victory’ against Israel look and sound more and more like Charlie Sheen’s version of ‘winning’?”

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Q: How does Hamas spell victory against Israel?
A: K-E-R-R-Y or O-B-A-M-A (either one will work)

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Israel ‘s deputy prime minister on Saturday said Israel should assassinate Hamas‘ leadership, ignore the moderate Palestinian president and walk away from international peace efforts.

Hamas leaders asked for a timeout until Israel and Palestine can get into some kind of counseling.

They also requested Israel try to use 'I' sentences instead of'you' sentences, such as "I don't feel respected by those actions." rather than "You are a bunch of suicide bombing @$$holes!"

 

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Hamas has said that Israel has caused no harm at all to their military capabilities and they will continue to fire rockets at them.
Is it me or do they sound like The Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

[BenLurkin]

[left that other site]

Good Morning!

[gymbeau]

I think you’ve got it! By George you’ve got it!

cheers
Jim

[eldoradude]

[BenLurkin]

[raccoonradio]

>>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,” or “That’s Michael, he’s a doctor”. A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead”.

Ah, my dad (now passed on) used to tell me that joke. That along with how the children of a class posed for a picture and when they saw it one Italian-American boy seemed to be making an “o” with his mouth. Why? “They said, say cheese, and I said ‘provolone’”

[ErnBatavia]

[Heartlander]

From The People’s Cube:

The Ultimate Irony

[TomGuy]

CAIR will be whining about this thread.

[eldoradude]

Go ahead little lowinfo voter....gummint cheese is the best!

[eldoradude]

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Top of the Morning!

Top Off!

Top Shelf!

Top of the World!

Parangaricutirimicuaro!!

[TurboZamboni]

[Monkey Face]

IN!

[Arrowhead1952]

Hillary”s accomplishments

This quote reflects the level of her accomplishments… NONE!!!!

Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that month. Yet it probably is quote of the year! No. DECADE. Wait a minute. It’s the greatest quote ever!

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”

- Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014

Could someone please tell me what the hell she just said? And she is running for President?

[Arrowhead1952]

AN ILLEGAL POEM
By Illegal immigrants

I cross river,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
‘You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.’

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
‘come, fast as you can’

They come in buses
And Chevy trucks,
buy big house
With welfare bucks.

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor’s patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
buy his house,
And then I say,

‘Find more aliens
For house to rent.’
In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!

Everything
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood..

We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.

If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico .

SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

You can laugh all you want if you think it’s funny, but the bottom line is that it will bankrupt America even worse than it already has. WE HAVE GOT TO HOLD OUR ELECTED “REPRESENTATIVES” ACCOUNTABLE INSTEAD OF WATCHING THEM FEATHER THEIR OWN NESTS AND CARRY ON AS IF IT’S NOT A PROBLEM!!

[upchuck]

HA!

[upchuck]

Wow! That first pic fits so perfectly with my tag. Thanks!

[JRios1968]

Top 150

[MissTed]