Posted on 08/08/2014 5:37:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
An illegal immigrant Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need
to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(’cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
‘In Texas , we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to
drink with the same ones twice.’
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TGIF
Good Morning!
IN!
* Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* NO ONE seems to understand THE DEBT CEILING
SO - Allow me to explain.
Let’s say you come home one afternoon and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood.
Your home has sewage all the way up to the ceilings in every room.
What do you think you should do — raise the ceiling or pump out all the crap?
Your choice is coming in November. Don’t miss the opportunity!
“The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz hes a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.”
This part of the joke is just too preposterous to believe. Everyone knows an AK is pretty much worthless for hitting what you shoot at. :)
My weekends never officially start until I see this in the morning. :)
TGIF!
Welcome to 2014....
Our Phones Wireless
Cooking Fireless
Cars Keyless
Food Fatless
Tires Tubeless
Dress Sleeveless
Youth Jobless
Leaders Shameless
Relationships Meaningless
Attitudes Careless
Babies Fatherless
Feelings Heartless
Education Valueless
Children Mannerless
Country Godless
We are SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,
I’m scared - sh!tless *
GOD HELP US !
Has a catchy beat. But all that rain afterwards? Ugh!
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Funeral for Islamic Terrorist Has Surprise Ending (Caution if Squeemish)
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=23590
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