Posted on 08/11/2014 7:58:45 PM PDT by logi_cal869
"I found, as somebody from Hawaii, the water is still a little cold."
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Rachel: So where is this baby, anyway?
Jerry: Oh, check it out. I guarantee you've never seen anything quite so
objectionable. It's down the hall, third door on your left. (Rachel walks
down hall, walks in on George changing out of his swimsuit)
Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's
room. I'm really sorry. (She exits)
George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
% Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room.
George: Did she do it on purpose?
Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.
George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.
Jerry: So what?
George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
Jerry: But...
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you idiots elected that little thing...
If this clown wasn’t President, he would not know what the front door looked like on MV, one of the whitest places on earth.
"It's deep, too."
i wish he could find out how cold it is about two miles deep.
He would have to have something to shrink to worry about the effects of shrinkage.
But wait;
Doesn’t he have full godlike control over the oceans?
Isn’t that what they told us when he was elected?
That he could make them recede... etc.
Heh.
That joke was old when I heard it as a wee lad.
You'd global warming would have made the water more to his refined liking
Since we are supposed to worry about global warming, isn’t it a good thing that the ocean is so cold in August there??
It’s another example of gore-bull warming causing global cooling.
This story reminds me of a children’s book entitled “King Bidgood’s in the Bathtub and He Won’t Get Out”
As you might expect the story is about a king who refuses to get out of his bathtub and as a result he has to perform all his kingly duties in the tub, until someone pulls the plug.
What’s Mary Jo Kopechne’s opinion of the water temperature?
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things” is the actual last line. Here is the YouTube —
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU
Good one Mr. Hydrazine!
And all Baraq The Lesser can think of is the temperature of Nantucket Sound.
I hope this does not get me on some sort of list, but I’m glad that Obama is swimming in the ocean during shark week.
Try the River of Sulfur, just a bit inland, 0bummer. You’ll like the ‘particular warmth’ of that one.
What about as someone from Jakarta? How does that feel?
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