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He worked at the local brewery for many years until one day, his wife gets a call from the foreman to report the sad news that Pat O'Grady fell into one of the fermenting vats and drowned.
Mrs. O'Grady is quite upset, but then remarks that at least he didn't suffer long.
"I'm not sure about that," says the foreman. "He climbed out of the vat three times to pee."