Posted on 10/20/2014 2:36:23 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
A sense of humor is very high on my list. If a man can make a woman laugh he’s well on his way. If he can find humor in himself, in life, in me
..I’d tend to overlook dirty socks on the floor and other little things that might ordinarily drive me batty.
A: A Correctly Confident Man
He's been beating the "war on women" drum so obnoxiously he's now referred to as Mark Uterus.
*GROAN*
“Mark Uterus.” LOL!
Is he related to LibTard Mo Udall who used to run for this, that and the other thing in Wisconsin?
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?’ – Sigmund Freud
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Saw the other day where Freud died the year I was born.
Does that make me his ‘replacement’? (There was a 16 day gap).
Guy walking down the beach and kicks a bottle. He hears a sound and picks it up, rubbed it and out comes a Genie.
Thank you sire! I have been in this bottle 300 years and I will grant you ONE wish...Make it a good one, no more 3 wishes.
The guy thought and said “I am deathly afraid of flying, get extremely sea sick and would love to go to Hawaii.
I want a bridge to Hawaii”.
The Genie shakes his head and launches into a 60 minute tirade, including ..
“I am sorry, that is probably one of the few things I am unable to do, the logistics alone would be prohibitive, the pilings would be a nightmare and ‘we’ would not be able to take on that task. As a ‘special offer’, you may have another wish.”
“What do Women Want?”
“Sir, do you want 4 or 6 lanes on that bridge?”
What do they want?
Who the hell knows but, fir sure they want remember and in great detail crap that doesn’t matter.
Maybe they want a dig whistle.
Orgasm ... as quickly and powerful and complete as a man’s ... with the same detachment following
Fun movie.
Respect. Sing it, Aretha.
And, trust me. Democrats KNOW this, and they've done everything in their power to destroy the Nuclear Family. They win by default!
Add to THAT to invasion of illegals, which includes TONS of Single Mothers and/or the, 'Immediately Dependent The Minute They Get Here' to vote for the Socialists, too!
From the article:
Though you wouldn’t guess it by the ladies who write for the New York Times or “The Daily Show,” white women also lean Republican. But their share of the electorate is declining too, at least in presidential years. Mitt Romney got a healthy 56 percent of the white female vote, but white women’s share of the electorate was only 38 percent, down from 41 percent in 2004.
Single gals are drawn to Democrats as the sparks fly upward. A whopping 67 percent voted for President Obama in 2012. In the McAuliffe-Cuccinelli contest for Virginia governor last year, the Democrat trounced the Republican by 42 points among unmarried women. This disproportion in the votes of single women, evident nationwide, is enough to place the overall women’s vote in the Democratic column most of the time. Nominating women doesn’t seem to matter much. South Carolina’s Gov. Nikki Haley, gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman, and Senate candidates Sharron Angle and Carly Fiorina all received only a minority of women’s votes.
The gender gap has been a feature of American politics for decades. Men lean Republican, but—this is key — usually by smaller margins than single women lean Democrat.
Security.
Too many women want to be men, but they just don’t have the balls.
For me it has been a great joy! Life didn't really start for me until I put someone else's interests ahead of my own and it's amazing to me that the more joy I create in his life the more I have in my own!
“Fix them. For their own sake. And I don’t mean sammiches.”
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I’m trying,but they’re middle aged women-—not much I can do.
I have three sons who tend to balance things out.
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Mo was his old man.
We can only do what we can. I wish you luck. I thank God every day my daughter broke right. not uber hard right, but moderately hard at least. Spending the last couple years in the belly of the beast convinced her what libs truly are.
I figured as much!
99% of women are not dependent on a man. Get real. Most women work and support themselves or earn as much money as their husbands. The stay at home woman is in the vast minority.
“I know you’re all having FUN talking about Sammiches and Shoes and Submission, BUT “
Well SOMEONE seems to not understand that whole ‘submission’ thing very well!
Kidding ;)
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