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arrested 'for holding up FOUR Subway stores because .. their sandwich diet didn't work'
dailymail.co.uk ^ | 1 November 2014

Posted on 11/01/2014 6:21:36 AM PDT by virgil283

"An angry Subway customer has been arrested in Alabama for allegedly holding up four the chain's stores because their 'Jared Diet' failed to yield him any results....."

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Zachary Rapheal Torrance, 18, was arrested Thursday in Hueytown on suspicion of armed robbery.

Police allege Torrance held up one shop on Wednesday and is suspected in three other recent robberies, all in the Birmingham area.

'He told the detective that he had been on the 'Subway Diet' and it had not worked for him and he felt like he wanted his money back,' Hueytown Police Chief Chuck Hagler said.

'The detective felt like he was being serious.'

..... Dang--I eat three of these a day and still gain weight

1 posted on 11/01/2014 6:21:37 AM PDT by virgil283
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To: virgil283

Maybe he’ll have better luck with the prison diet.


2 posted on 11/01/2014 6:22:43 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: virgil283

SOMEBODY ELSE is ALWAYS to blame. It is the Obama Way!


3 posted on 11/01/2014 6:23:50 AM PDT by Gaffer (I)
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To: virgil283
I told my daughter that even though all that variety of meat looks like salami, bologna, ham, beef, tuna - whatever she'd be better understand that she'd better like Turkey......
4 posted on 11/01/2014 6:25:32 AM PDT by Gaffer (I)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good one!


5 posted on 11/01/2014 6:25:47 AM PDT by Gaffer (I)
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To: virgil283
Hueytown? Hueytown, Alabama?

Isn't where the notorious Alabama Gang was headquartered?

6 posted on 11/01/2014 6:26:03 AM PDT by Tupelo (I am feeling more like Phillip Nolan by the day.)
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To: virgil283

Diet didn’t work? He must have ordered the Jive Turkey sandwich on white bread.


7 posted on 11/01/2014 6:28:47 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Gaffer

LOL! Typically, wanted the results as long as someone else did the actual work. It works kinda like carbon credits. You can use all the energy you want and pay some one else to NOT use any. Guess this guy wanted to eat the sam-itches and thought one of his bro’s doing push up would make the perp lose weight. Liblogic 101.


8 posted on 11/01/2014 6:29:25 AM PDT by rktman ("The only thing dumber than a brood hen is a New York democrat." Mother Abagail.)
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To: virgil283

To be honest, Subway is probably the worst of all fast foods.
Here in Russia it sits idle at any food court housing any other fast food franchise.
It is only popular it places lacking any other budget food chains at all.
On the other hand I fully understand people jumping into their franchise because it is much easier technologically.
It is extraordinary easier to run as far as you don’t need to fry burgers and so on.


9 posted on 11/01/2014 6:29:36 AM PDT by wetphoenix
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To: virgil283

He’s in a real pickle.


10 posted on 11/01/2014 6:30:01 AM PDT by Ken H
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11 posted on 11/01/2014 6:31:14 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: virgil283; Joe 6-pack

He’s full of baloney.


12 posted on 11/01/2014 6:33:25 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

He’s just another po’boy trying to make his way.


13 posted on 11/01/2014 6:35:28 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: GeronL

Is it troo that you can get ebola from a Subway???


14 posted on 11/01/2014 6:37:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: virgil283
..... Dang--I eat three of these a day and still gain weight

Did you remember to order a DIET soda???

15 posted on 11/01/2014 6:37:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: virgil283

WWJD (Why won’t Jared die?)


16 posted on 11/01/2014 6:38:22 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: wetphoenix

I avoid Subway unless there is absolutely no alternative. Huntsville, Alabama airport generally only has (or had) one “restaurant” open, Subway. Yuckkk! I learned to eat before going to the airport. Been stuck for time once or twice and wound up in a Subway. Awful food. I could definitely loose weight on a Subway diet.


17 posted on 11/01/2014 6:42:06 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: virgil283

Why did you post a pic that is 2848 x 2136? That’s way, way larger than most computer screens.


18 posted on 11/01/2014 6:58:36 AM PDT by upchuck (The language of government now is word-spew. ~ h/t Peggy Noonan)
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To: virgil283

Photos


19 posted on 11/01/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by deport
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Fast food in general is not conducive to losing weight. Even the so-called healthy options have a considerable amount of fat, sugar, sodium and what not. They also have a lot of mystery ingredients to improve appearance and taste.

I suppose fast food is OK once in awhile, but a steady diet of Subway sandwiches — 2 or 3 every day — will kill you.

20 posted on 11/01/2014 7:16:00 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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