Strange but true: Seals found sexually assaulting penguins

CBS ^ | 25 Nov 2014 | Amanda Schupak

[workerbee]

We said, 'This is strange. Why is this happening more often now?'

Well, duh! It's because of G.W. Bush, of course! What else?!?

[Hieronymus]

After Obama has finished with the military, very little would surprise me.

[SAMWolf]

I thought this was gonna be about Naval members and Nuns.

[fatez]

Kinda of gives the saying “Don’t ask and don’t tell” new meaning...

[Norm Lenhart]

Alright, lets be honest here. Who among us hasn’t thought about doing the same?

What?

Is it just me?

Er....nevermind (slinks off sheepishly) (Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeppppp.....)

[Hieronymus]

Note that the research was done by the Marine mammal research unit. I guess the research progressed beyond mammals.

[fatez]

Thank you for that visual for us video stimulated types...

[FirstFlaBn]

Too sexy for my (tuxedo) shirt.

[fatez]

Maybe the thing between Kermit and Ms. Piggy ain’t too weird...

[Rodamala]

And the guy tell him, "Looks like you've blown a seal",
and the penguin said, "No. That's just a little ice cream!"

[fatez]

Eeeewwwww!!! You’re sick!!! And funny...

[al baby]

So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he’s pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas station. He asks the mechanic to take a look and find the problem. Mechanic tells him to come back in 30 minutes. So the penguin is getting hot being in the desert and all, and decides to find something to cool him off. He goes in the convenience store and buys some vanilla ice cream. He eats the ice cream and makes a big mess on his face. Finally he goes back to the mechanic to find out the problem. Mechanic says,” Looks like you blew a seal.” To which the penguin replies, “No, no. It’s just a little ice cream.”

[PLMerite]

Penguins forced to form Neighborhood Watch:

[Ezekiel]

"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said.

Dogs and cats, living together...

...only different.

[fatez]

Can you imagine William Haddad getting caught in the middle of the night watching this by his wife....”What the hell are you watching!!! Seal porn???”

[Ransomed]

“A fur seal (not the species they were studying) mounted and appeared to mate with a king penguin.”

If they find 1/4 inch thick penguins on the beach it might be a clue that 7,000lb bull elephant seals try it too.

Freegards

[Mrs. Don-o]

Well, it is weird. <>p> I had thought that a male mammal generally can't get aroused enough to penetrate and ejaculate unless there is a female in estrus, producing all those "Come to Me, Big Boy" pheromones and smelling of estrogen, slippery fluids and herring.

Aparently I was wrong.

OK, mammal researchers, educate me.

[Billthedrill]

I promise that I won't ping anyone in the Navy to this thread.

I already explained the pictures. It was a brief liaison and no one was hurt. If it happened, of course, which it didn't. You have no evidence.

[seowulf]

Inverted transmogrified intersexuals

[blueunicorn6]

“This is very weird because it’s hair and feathers, mammals and birds”

Guess they’d never been to a Nancy Pelosi party before.