***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[fredhead]

Trust me, you DON”T want her number.

[llevrok]

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to ..50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required.

The implant is likely to be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it

[JRios1968]

[Rummyfan]

Congratulations!

[relictele]

Does that include lemonade?

[Lucky9teen]

I doubt it’s God they’ll be speaking to with this device...more like someone of a much more sinister nature, me thinks. ;P

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

According to what I understand "Allah" is the king of hell.

So they will speak to "Allah".

[nothingnew]

Thanks Lucky 19

FMCDH(BITS)

[llevrok]

Holy Cow !

[Liberty Valance]

Exactly.

[Lucky9teen]

One day, Hette approaches her Rabbi after the service and says to him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the Rabbi asks.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hello, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?’”

“Why, that’s terrible!” the Rabbi says, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house tomorrow and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to pray and read Hebrew. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Oh thank you, Rabbi,” Hette replies.

The next day Hette brings her female parrots to the Rabbi’s house. His two male parrots are wearing tiny yarmulkes and praying in their cage. Hette puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hello, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put away the Siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!”

[BenLurkin]

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