Israeli election limerick thread

FR ^ | 3-17-15 | Me

[doug from upland]

‘Though Obama the Kenyan is slick
Up his sleeve Bibi had quite a trick
As we watched Herzog fall
Seems Barack got a call
“Here is something that you can just stick”

[latina4dubya]

your limerick is my fave... true limerick tempo... aabba... :)

[Organic Panic]

There once was a clown named Obama

Who was a communist statist racist American hating coke sniffing pothead elected president.

Oh crap. That’s not very funny...

[Sgt_Schultze]

Bibi's training and courage made a man who'll
Protect his countrymen from Abdul
But Isis's guy
In the White House was high
His whole last two years of high school

[doug from upland]

As an ass kicking this was deluxe
From dumb sayings Michelle never ducks
‘Cause she couldn’t resist
She wrote #I’m pissed
And discovered how bad karma sucks

[doug from upland]

Poor Michelle looks like she is a mess
Eating junk food to ease the distress
Bibi won, she porked out
At Barack she’d then shout
Is my ass looking fat in this dress

[weston]

To Israel O’s cronies went
To see if Likud they could dent.
Now Bibi has won
The White House undone
Wish Bibi was my president

[AmericanVictory]

We see a leader come into our view
whose word is strong and aim unerring and true.
While ours can only scheme and connive
and lie and lie and shuck and jive
We have been shown what we ourselves must do.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’m still too enebriated from our all afternoon ST Paddy’s day Tea. emphasis on wine and sherry. LOL!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

To No. 7, MeshugeMikey:

As Darth Vader wanted to say to Luke, “Welcome to the Dark Side”.

Darth Obama. His action figure would be like a Voodoo-Doll, deadly and butt-ugly.

[tflabo]

O’Bammy had a St Pats surprise,
His schemes have met their demise,
Our stolen greenies, paid to do meanies,
but that Bibi from dead he arises.

[doug from upland]

If I may :) It was a great theme. After about 20,000 of these things and two Clinton limerick books, I speak in limerick meter. LOL

For Obama a St Pat surprise
Every scheme would soon meet its demise
He used stolen greenies
To pay his hack meanies
From the dead he watched Bibi arise

[matt1234]

I like that one.

[doug from upland]

:)

[Optimist]

... and it doesn’t rhyme;
but the truth will set you free, so you are forgiven.

[doug from upland]

All the hacks that were sent overseas
Have come back with tails tucked ‘tween their knees
They tried to defeat ‘em
But Bibi just beat ‘em
And so ends one more chapter of sleaze

[Pajamajan]

Bookin the mark.

[doug from upland]

They had thought Bibi’s chances were dead
Palestinians now feel such dread
The man knows how to lead
It’s a bad day, indeed
For the guys with the towels on their heads

[MeshugeMikey]

Indeed. Obama’s ugly through and through.