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Drunken man falls from tree, gets impaled on fence and dies
Sacramento Bee ^
| March 18, 2015
Posted on 03/18/2015 3:57:22 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Society’s loss, I’m sure. /s
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Ouchoa!
To: Oldeconomybuyer
More than a dozen empty beer cans were found around the tree. Local residents tell police the man was known as a heavy drinker.
If I fell from a tree and got impaled on a fence,
I’d want a dozen cans of beer too.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:11:54 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Family will probably sue the homeowner who installed such a dangerous fence.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:12:40 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This week’s winner of the Darwin award.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:15:00 PM PDT
by
Fungi
(Evolution is piece by piece over billions of years. At what point did a precursor become a human?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
More than a dozen empty beer cans were found around the tree. Local residents tell police the man was known as a heavy drinker.
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Evidently a heavy faller also.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:15:54 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:19:36 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Fat drunk and impaled is no way to go through life,son...
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:20:43 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Did he have any children? If not he will be a Darwin Awards nominee.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:22:21 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(True followers of Christ emulate Christ. True followers of Mohammed emulate Mohammed.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Unless he was someone who was evil, I will not mock his death.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:31:42 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
“Honey, I’m going to climb twenty feet up a tree with a half-case of cerveza.”
“OK, be careful.”
It isn’t drinking a quart of vodka and shooting a corn off your foot with a 12 gauge, but it’s close.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:33:55 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Pot smokers do this every day.
It’s not even news anymore.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:35:09 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Life is good.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I guess he departed rather than be deported.
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:43:24 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Theres a moral to that story somewhere. Don’t drink and climb?
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posted on
03/18/2015 4:53:05 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
It’s wise to get out of your tree when you start the 2nd 6 pack.
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:03:24 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I’d say the guy had a drinking problem.
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:17:10 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: jmacusa
More like a thinking problem.
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:18:32 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: jmacusa
I’d say the guy had a drinking problem.I think that he merely failed to grasp the gravity of the situation. Until the last second or two...
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:19:34 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Who needs gas chambers when you have Obamacare?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Gives new meaning to “being on the fence.” And I apologize for this comment..or do I?
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:42:29 PM PDT
by
yetidog
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This oughtta be funny....
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posted on
03/18/2015 5:50:24 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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