Posted on 06/24/2015 4:26:26 PM PDT by snarkpup
An Indiana man who was licking a toad while dancing by himself on an Indiana sidewalk is locked up after ignoring a trespass warning issued by cops, according to a police report.
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Any relation?
Buffo toads, found in Florida, will cause hallucinations when licked. As least, that’s what kids say there.
Looks like he should be on the CW tv show “Salem.”
Seeing Andre Carson represents my district, at least I have something to be proud of here in Indiana now...
Hey, man, nothing we all haven’t done sometime in our past. Let’s not judge.
Funny, sounds like a nym ...
Didn’t we just have a “Dancing with myself” thread a couple days ago?
From the photo I’ll say he sure looks like a scholarly young man. /sarcasm
He’s a two timing toad licker, dancing into jail.
No, that is a “turd licker”.
But a few minutes after receiving the trespass warning, Mullins returned to the bar’s parking lot. When police subsequently approached Mullins, “he was holding another toad.”
Wow, so sad..........
Wonder what prompted the original discoverer of that to lick a toad in the first place.
My science teacher in the 7th grade got mad at me because I insisted that a toad was a frog. She was a very cranky person. Looks like I was right.
From Wikipedia:
A distinction between frogs and toads is not made in scientific taxonomy, but is common in popular culture (folk taxonomy), in which toads are associated with drier skin and more terrestrial habitats than animals commonly called frogs.
Barry’s nickname for Reggie might be ‘Toad’! (”Toad..Barry here...hey buddy, The Big Moochy just split for Mickey D’s again! Get over here fast, it be TOAD TIME BABY!!!!”)
Them Toad Lickers
How about Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they crumbs?
Lickin’ them toadies,
In they bums.
Lickin’ them Colorados,
Lickin’ them Cane Toads,
Lickin’ them Bufos,
Poor little butts.
Look at Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they droll?
Some use a tongue swipe,
Some use a loll.
Them dadgum Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they mean?
Run ‘round lickin’,
Ever toad what’s seen.
How to be a Toad Licker?
Don’t need a ticket.
Find an old toad,
Haul off and lick it!
The inside of your head must be a very scary place, and I’m just talking about your username, I haven’t even gotten to the lyrics yet! LOL.
This is a parody of lyrics by Mason Williams, best known for the instrumental piece “Classical Gas”, which was a brief hit on the Smothers Brothers comedy show.
The original lyrics were for “dog kickers”, which made it easy to parody.
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