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Hotels And Retailers Make Massive Recall (satire)
Sarcasm and Wit | 6-24-15 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 06/24/2015 7:32:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Major hotel and retail chains today initiated a massive recall of racist white sheets from their hotels and stores. Complaints had been made by His Arrogance President Obama, Sort of Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, several prominent Harvard professors, and a slew of simpering Progressive and Dept. of Just Us opportunists that white sheets were racist and caused hate crimes.

In several high end hotels black maids refused to remove the racist white sheets and hazmat teams were hired to perform the tasks. Racist white sheets will be replaced with PC sheets of color. Several low end motel chains stated that their sheets were either yellow or brown and would not be replaced.

Allegedly, the racist white sheets were supplied by the Harry Byrd Triple K Sheet Co., The Crackers Linen Supply Co., Progressive Linen and Robes Co. and several other Southern based linen suppliers. The Dept. of Just Us has sent investigators to those companies to determine if hate crimes had been committed.

In addition to the hotel recalls, major retailers were pulling racist white sheets off the shelves and returning them to their suppliers. Customers may return previously purchased racist white sheets for PC sheets of color with proof of purchase.

Some stock market insiders got word of the impending recalls early through the Dept. of Just Us and shorted sheets to make exorbitant returns.


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 06/24/2015 7:32:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Giddy up!


2 posted on 06/24/2015 7:35:54 PM PDT by Currentriverrat
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Nice sarcasm piece. Until tomorrow.


3 posted on 06/24/2015 7:40:55 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

tomorrow they’ll demand that the letters W and K be stricken from the alphabet.

W because of course... Bush

and K because... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrx2bv_LoG0


4 posted on 06/24/2015 7:50:28 PM PDT by TangibleDisgust (The Parmesan doesn't go like that.)
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To: TangibleDisgust

Expect a revamp of the racist baseball score system with the backward Ks. Henceforth you must use Fs.


5 posted on 06/24/2015 7:57:38 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

LOL!


6 posted on 06/24/2015 8:20:56 PM PDT by kiryandil (Egging the battleship USS Sarah Palin from their little Progressive rowboats...)
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