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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/28/2015 5:54:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Old Sarge
Let’s find the witch doctor, he’ll tell us what to do...He told me..."Stay out the Bushes!"
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
08/28/2015 7:17:26 AM PDT
by
nothingnew
(Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP 10! No, wait,...
TOP 20! No, wait,...
TOP 50?!?! WTF?!?
Silliness strikes again!!
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posted on
08/28/2015 7:21:43 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: envisio
“The guy that installs turn signals at the BMW plant.”
The quality control guy at the Lucus Electric factory?
43
posted on
08/28/2015 7:22:35 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Keep JRandomFreeper in you prayers)
To: Clay Moore
Hillary’s tech support person?
44
posted on
08/28/2015 7:24:56 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
To: Lucky9teen
45
posted on
08/28/2015 7:36:30 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Clay Moore
•Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
47
posted on
08/28/2015 8:04:56 AM PDT
by
Moleman
To: envisio
The guy that installs turn signals at the BMW plant.Yeah, but the guy who puts the finger extenders in the accessory package is working overtime.
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posted on
08/28/2015 8:14:17 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
To: upchuck
49
posted on
08/28/2015 8:28:41 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
(obama = Fredo Smart)
To: Clay Moore
The receipt checker at Costco.
50
posted on
08/28/2015 8:42:19 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
To: Lucky9teen
To: IYAS9YAS
I actually saw a lady... in bumper to bumper interstate traffic... on her phone. We were slowly stopping and going up to maybe 10 mph.
(which is not uncommon anymore)
I noticed she was slamming on the brakes right before hitting the car in front of her but she never hit it.
Then I watched her... the brakes would lock on but she never looked up until after it would happen.
She was on her phone, relying on the emergency stopping sensors.
52
posted on
08/28/2015 9:04:28 AM PDT
by
envisio
(I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
To: Clay Moore
The quality control guy at the Lucus Electric factory?To be fair, it's hard to work in the dark.
53
posted on
08/28/2015 9:25:26 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
To: dragonblustar
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure— it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
“Nelson”,the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”
“Willie!” he continued and “On The Road Again” came from the speakers.
Then he said, “Ray Charles!”, and in an instant
“Georgia On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, “Beethoven”, I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles”, I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, “@$$ Hole!”
Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States .”
Damn I love this truck..
54
posted on
08/28/2015 9:47:41 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: IYAS9YAS
55
posted on
08/28/2015 10:11:14 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
56
posted on
08/28/2015 10:18:23 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
To: dragonblustar
57
posted on
08/28/2015 10:30:58 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
What I expect from BilOReilly...yippee
58
posted on
08/28/2015 10:36:06 AM PDT
by
Red Steel
(Ted Cruz: 'I'm a Big Fan of Donald Trump')
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
60
posted on
08/28/2015 10:58:05 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
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