An iPhone user after having demonstrated the handset's secret lighter function
Posted on 09/29/2015 8:41:21 PM PDT by Swordmaker
In other news - HATS are secretly BOWLS
We here at the Reg, as all our readers know, subscribe completely to the idea that people need a continual stream of iPhone related news-style content.
We were especially impressed by the idea that the new iPhone 6S and 6S Plus might be "secretly waterproof". Some curmudgeons might suggest that this is merely a standard feature found on all phones which are not sold as being waterproof: that is, some waterproofing is done in order to reduce the rate at which phones are returned, but this is not mentioned in public as doing so is likely to cause returns to rise.
But not us - we think the idea of secret features is brilliant. And, after all, there's precedent for it. There was that phone years ago that had a hidden GPS in it, for instance.
So here are some secret features we think could be lurking in the iPhone 6Ss, and we intend to verify their likelihood by means of AI neural-networking analytics as usual. We much appreciate your help with this.
Secret Features of the iPhone 6Ses
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Thanks to dayglored for his really warped sense of humor and the foots up. . .
I wonder why they are keeping the 1 minute charge cycle in the microwave oven secret.
You’re very welcome!
bfl
Oh, that's not an Apple Secret. Apple has never been able to steal that secret from Samsung. Only Samsung phones can do that. . . just make sure they power is set to 100% and it works just great on Samsung phones. Apple is still working on the wireless charging.
I thought there’s no such thing as “waterproof”.
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