Fighting back against the bacon-bashers: Take away my bacon from my cold, dead fingers

New York Post ^ | 10/28/2015 | Maura Judkis

[ntnychik]

Stephen Colbert’s rant last night against the bacon Nazis was masterful, even if you can’t stand him otherwise.

[jsanders2001]

Expect the price of bacon to go through the roof as the normal suspects regulate it and turn into into a delicacy to make it rare to be found in U.S. homes with the end goal being pork being outrightly banned as Obamadork opens the floodgates for the Muzzies to overwhelm the U.S. This is called prepping the battlegrounds. Meanwhile he has to disarm us so the Muzzies won’t get shot back. People wake up damnit!

[envisio]

I love all types of meat and always smoke pork butts, ribs, hams. I get some from feral hogs harvested off my property, regularly.

But I don’t like bacon added to things.
I like a few slices at breakfast... but otherwise, don’t really care for it.

There I said it.

[Snickering Hound]

This would be the same WHO that so FUBAR’d the response to Ebola that the globe went into panic.

The same WHO that praised the health system in North Korea saying they have a high healthcare provider/population ratio and that the population shows no signs of obesity.

[Jack Hammer]

The worst, really terrifying, news is this: if you’re a human being, you’re going to die.

[Auntie Dem]

BLT’s all around. Had one yesterday afternoon. Maybe I’ll do a peanut butter and bacon today.

A BLT is two-thirds vegetarian (three-fourths if you count the bread), so you're actually following the Vegan's lead. Good for you.

I ordered a Bacon Cheeseburger with EXTRA bacon yesterday to poke my bacon-flavored finger into WHO's eye.

[SaraJohnson]

I don’t believe anything that comes out of the corrupt UN and I don’t want to fund nor host the UN. The UN is run by Muslims and Marxists.

[Roger Kaputnik]

According to Arby’s: “Bacon is a gift pigs give you when you’re good.”

[Bob434]

Yes be Vewy Vewy careful of bacon, because if you eat it every day, you will raise you chance of getting colorectal cancer by a whopping 1% from 5% to 6%

Egads- the horror!

[mouse1]

What time is dinner?

[Georgia Girl 2]

If bacon caused cancer the entire South would be an unpopulated wasteland. :-)

[cyclotic]

Two weeks ago, while camping some friends shared some bacon from a freshly processed pig they raised on their farm. Deeelicious.

[dmz]

It ain’t bacon if it doesnt come from a pig.

Does that help?

[Mrs. Don-o]

"I hope this don't scare you,
so please don't cry,
but all food you eat
will make you die.
If the meat is red,
it'll make you fat,
it's bad for your heart
and you don't want that.
If the meat is white,
your veins will thicken,
considering the chemicals
they inject in a chicken.
We're all gonna die,
from all things or one thing;
as my daddy used to say,
'It's always something.'"

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