Posted on 12/06/2015 4:06:43 AM PST by loucon
"The only thing we have to fear is truth itself."
I would like to see him admit he’s a Muslim.
My prediction:
In the wake of the recent “gun” violence, I am acting without congress, therefore I am repealing the 2nd amendment.
No law abiding hetero caucasian will be allowed gun ownership under my reparations proviso.
All folks of Middle Eastern and Mexican decent are now deemed US citzens.
I am also repealing the 1st amendment for hetero caucasians as well as cancelling 2016 elections at which time I will be coronating Eric Holder.
“I resign”....works for me.
Amen....however he is going to TRIPLE down in taking our guns away!!
I’ve posed that question for the last two years
Has a ring of truth.....
“I gave Michelle $73 million tax dollars to teach Muslim girls in wealthy Qatar. You got ripped off......but I got a little Executive Action in the WH bedroom.”
He’s going to hit two key points, which deny the reality of the situation:
1) More gun control
2) Islam is a religion of peace and terrorist groups are secular - they are not Muslims
Waste of time to watch.
I don’t know anything about him other than he’s not that bright, commits the occasional colossal faux pas and he’s kind of a lecherous looking old geezer.
Aside from that, how bad could he be?
I don’t get that unprecedented evil vibe from him like I do the other.
Hands up. Don’t shoot! I’ll go quietly.
I was going to say, say nothing, but your idea works.
Dittos. Only want to hear resignation.
If Biden resigns, too, we’d have the first president with a beard since Benjamin Harrison 125 years ago.
“Good evening. I would say, ‘Good evening, my fellow Americans,’ but I am not an American. I am a British Subject, and an agent of the Saudi government and the Muslim Brotherhood. It has become obvious that I am not fooling anyone anymore. This speech is being recorded two hours before broadcast time. By the time you see and hear it, I will have fled the United States. Michael Robinson, my husband, is fleeing on another plane, with our adopted Somali daughters, Malaria and Sharia.”
Exactly! I had a bumpersticker that said “He’s not MY president”
Apparently you can only have that sticker displayed when there is a pubby in the WH.
Some black guy tried to run me off the road
I’m Ted Cruz (or Trump, or Carson, or Rubio or even Donald Duck) and I’m your president and the impostor who has occupied your White House for the last 7 years has been placed under arrest and removed from office. The affordable Care Act and all other legislation and executive orders will be nullified immediately
I’ve never felt like that about any president before.
Not even clintons as stomach turning as they are.
That obama is bad juju.
I think we will hear The Voice of Saruman Obama tonight:
‘But come now,’ said the soft voice. ‘Two at least of you I know by name. Gandalf I know too well to have much hope that he seeks help or counsel here. But you, Théoden Lord of the Mark of Rohan are declared by your noble devices, and still more by the fair countenance of the House of Eorl. O worthy son of Thengel the Thrice-renowned! Why have you not come before, and as a friend? Much have I desired to see you, mightiest king of western lands, and especially in these latter years, to save you from the unwise and evil counsels that beset you! Is it yet too late? Despite the injuries that have been done to me, in which the men of Rohan, alas! have had some part, still I would save you, and deliver you from the ruin that draws nigh inevitably, if you ride upon this road which you have taken. Indeed I alone can aid you now.’I say, Théoden King: shall we have peace and friendship, you and I? It is ours to command ‘
Our response should be that of King Theoden:
‘We will have peace,’ said Théoden at last thickly and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Théoden held up his hand. ‘Yes, we will have peace,’ he said, now in a clear voice, ‘we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar. Saruman, and a corrupter of men’s hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma’s body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm.’
“I’ve now realized I’m a complete embarrassment, I’m not qualified for this position, and am destroying the world. I’m therefore resigning to let an adult take over and will seek your forgiveness for the rest of my life. I give all the credit to the rest of my life to Jesus Christ.”
ozero has been a phoney his entire life and he knows it ... so when it looked like he really WAS going to be selected, he had to have a running name beside him
He did NOT want a Sarah Palin that could usurp him at a prayer breakfast
Don't nobody mess widt' Joe !
Just resurrecting that quote brings that stupid gangway trot Biden made, like Mick Jagger on stage
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