[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

INB4LOLWAT and/or No Doubt!

[TomGuy]

Cue up the bunny with a pancake on its head.

[Charles Henrickson]

[TBP]

What he said.

[CrazyIvan]

I’ve always wondered what Yoda sounded like drunk.

[Billthedrill]

I don't know. I've been giving that some thought. Does a sentence lose its semantic content if it cannot be decoded? Or does it lurk there, awaiting a sudden epiphany on the part of a reader whose decoding process suffers from the same flaws as the encoder's? Is that why I had such a hard time in Differential Equations? Was the teacher simply using a faulty encoding system? And what about my right front tire? It's a half-pound low again, not quite enough to warrant firing off the compressor but enough to piss me off, to prey on my mind until the darkness washes over me like a tsunami of evil and I take a fire axe to my coworkers? They have it coming, the bastards, oh yes they do. Laughing at me, pointing at my right front tire, pointedly using the letter C when they know perfectly well that's the grade I got in Diffy-Q? I hate them all.

[dfwgator]

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curlis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."

[abishai]

[nopardons]

HUNH ?

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Laz, you’ve inspired me to become an alcoholic. Thank you!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Put the bong down.

[W.]

I want to hear you recite that 3 times quick when you’re thoroughly inebriated. Who knows, it might help!

[MNDude]

Can you rephrase that?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like?

No, I can't say that I have. However, I have been so far as to think to seem if when more like is used to if to be when the more decided be like to want the seemly watermelon.

[Big Red Badger]

Mares eat oates
and does eat oates
and little lambs eat ivy,
a kid will eat ivy too.
Wouldn’t Ewe ?

[MinorityRepublican]

[Clay Moore]

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

[headstamp 2]

I’m not as smoke as you drink I am.

[goldbux]

The drunker you think, the poster you get.

We see a lot of that here, lately.

[abishai]

Has you ever been far?