Man runs from deputies, falls to death into cemetery

Yahoo/Associated Press ^ | 01/14/2016

[Responsibility2nd]

SAN LORENZO, Calif. (AP) - Authorities say a man driving in a stolen truck evaded Alameda County Sheriff's deputies in suburban San Francisco, jumped over a fence and fell from a freeway overpass to his death into a cemetery below.

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Nelson said the man scaled a fence on the shoulder of the road and fell 30 to 40 feet to his death from the freeway overpass. His body was found shortly afterward, on the ground of the San Lorenzo Pioneer Cemetery. His name and age were not released.

[Responsibility2nd]

COPS: Dang it, he's dead. Didn't even get a shot off first.

[Politicalkiddo]

Well, you can’t say he wasn’t efficient.

[Delta 21]

Shoulda just threw dirt on him.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

TTIWWP

[alpo]

Darwin strikes again.

[txrefugee]

Probably an illegal. They steal cars regularly.

[sauropod]

I hate it when that happens.

[SkyDancer]

How convenient.

[Responsibility2nd]

TTIWWP

 

OK, how about a dramatic reenactment?

 

[Tigerized]

Instant karma gonna get you!

[Billthedrill]

Grave undertaking, but they’ll bury it in the back pages.

[Larry Lucido]

You think he plotted this?

[Pelham]

Another happy ending.

[fungoking]

Probably an illegal. They steal cars regularly.

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Takes himself to the graveyard, thus taking the job of an American undertaker.

[digger48]

He made a grave mistake

[Darksheare]

Cemetery?
He was dying to get in.

[Responsibility2nd]

The gravity of the situation was lost on the thief. But as the harsh realities crashed down on him, it made a lasting impact.

[Darksheare]

Right location to do it ping.

[Responsibility2nd]

Pun-tastic NAPL..

Don’t make a grave mistake. Fall on down here.

[Vendome]

Should have ordered a pizza from Tombstone