324 DAYS

4/1/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

You, uh, don’t seem amused.....

[novemberslady]

My sense of humor will probably return after November
:)

[goodnesswins]

DIDN’T get ME.....neener...neener...neener

[locountry1dr]

I was so momentarily depressed watching the numbers go upwards, in the wrong direction.
Tomorrow will be much better!!

[al baby]

Oh chit thank god I was with in mear minutes of emulating myself on the huntingtonbeach pier

[Larry Lucido]

Averell fools!

[Tennessee Nana]

I cant dance with cut wrists either...

[StoneWall Brigade]

You got me. I fell for it hook line and sinker

[silverleaf]

Lazmataz, you magnificent bastard

[Exit148]

Ni shi yi ge hen bu hao de ren!

I am now suffering from SSS!

[pax_et_bonum]

Al, I could never have forgiven Laz if he had caused you to emulate yourself.

***hug!***

[Pollster1]

Out of politeness, I didn't respond earlier, but come on guys! It's basic common core math.

A year is 365 days (okay, 366 in a leap year, but 366=365 in common core). We passed that more than two months ago, so we're more than 60 days below 365.

So in Roman numerals, that is CCCXXXXXXV minus XXXXXX.
Cross out the Xs that pair up: CCCXXXXXXV minus XXXXXX.
That leaves you CCCV days left, but that was more than a week ago that we passed two months from one year away, so you take VII days away from your remaining CCCV.

So in Roman numerals, that is CCCV minus VII.
Cross out the Vs that pair up: CCCV minus VII.

Now you have just CCC minus II days. But you cannot write a subtraction sentence to take II away from C, so you take a C and regroup it as ten Xs.

So in Roman numerals, that is CCXXXXXXXXXX minus II. But you cannot write a subtraction sentence to take II away from X, so you take an X and regroup it as ten Is.

So in Roman numerals, that is CCXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIII minus II.
Cross out the Is that pair up: CCXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIII minus II.

Obviously, you are left with CCXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIII, which estimation tell you is less than CCC, so this was an XVII days after the Ides of March prank.

[Lazamataz]

Easy peasy!

[ConfidentConservative]

Not. Been busy!

Soo have you been Banned yet????
LOL

[Twinkie]

BUTT . . . . . .

[sneakers]

Yes, you are. LOL!

[fivecatsandadog]

Baloney. All hail Laz o’the Mataz. Master of deception and practical jokes.

[dp0622]

you @#$@#$@$!!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

Put me on list please, thanks

Urine!