Skip to comments.
Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
The Strait Times ^
| 5/11/2016
| staff
Posted on 05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by bkopto
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-65 next last
To: bkopto
On the plus side, the tree has a heckuva knot hole.
To: PTBAA
Oh, come on now, he can do it. 544 MILLION kgs? By my calcs that is a tree about the weight of five very large cruise ships.
42
posted on
05/24/2016 3:57:47 PM PDT
by
Henchster
(Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
To: Zionist Conspirator
43
posted on
05/24/2016 4:05:33 PM PDT
by
CtBigPat
(Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
To: bkopto
Do they still have to have termite tests before they can get married? Did he check his bride for birds’ nests before the honeymoon? I’ll bet she has more nuts than he does (squirrels, silly).
Leaf it to this clown to marry a tree, thus depriving other deserving trees of a chance for marital bliss.
I wonder if the groom has any tree-trimmers in his branch of the family? That should make get-togethers a lot of fun.
I heard that Torres’ favorite Ninja Turtle figure was “Splinter”. Figures.
To: bkopto
Reminds me of Baba Wawa.
If you could mawwy a twee what kind of twee would you mawwy?
45
posted on
05/24/2016 4:24:59 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: bkopto
Torres placed a ring on one of the tree's branches and kissed it as guests threw rice at the "newly wed" couple. I thought rice was a No-no, it kills the birds !!!
46
posted on
05/24/2016 4:30:26 PM PDT
by
Zeneta
To: needmorePaine
He seems a bit angry. Does he have a stick up his @ss?
47
posted on
05/24/2016 4:33:57 PM PDT
by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: Hot Tabasco
I'm Sycamore the Eighth I am.
Sycamore the Eighth I am, I am.
I got married to the human next door.
He's been married seven times before.
And every one was a Sycamore ...
48
posted on
05/24/2016 4:36:40 PM PDT
by
AZLiberty
(A is no longer A, but a pull-down menu.)
To: bkopto
He had a woody.
Such a sap.
I need another tree wife like I need a hole in the head.
He better watch it or she’ll toast his acorns.
I say these things because he deserves no serious response.
49
posted on
05/24/2016 4:56:20 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Secret Agent Man
50
posted on
05/24/2016 5:19:30 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Freedom isn't free)
To: hoosierham
If he had an affair, hed be barking up the wrong tree.
51
posted on
05/24/2016 5:20:50 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: bkopto
He threw a bouquet?
Isnt that kind of plant racist?
And also kind of plant necrophilia?
52
posted on
05/24/2016 5:22:01 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: bkopto
Satire? Probably not these days.
53
posted on
05/24/2016 5:38:57 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: Secret Agent Man
Have to be careful not to go out on a limb.
54
posted on
05/24/2016 5:51:58 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Freedom isn't free)
To: TexasRepublic
flat as a board... and easy to nail!
/old joke
55
posted on
05/24/2016 5:53:40 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: hoosierham
I suppose rumours of a budding romance were true,but I still suspect graft may be part of it.
56
posted on
05/24/2016 5:55:35 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Freedom isn't free)
To: bkopto
Why not? It’s as real as many other ceremonies that liberals pretend are also marriage.
57
posted on
05/24/2016 6:33:02 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
(Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
To: bkopto
Honey moon night should be a laugh, the worlds gone crazy
Watch out for splinters!
Mark
59
posted on
05/25/2016 12:06:36 AM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: bkopto
as I leaf through the comments, I can’t help but chuckle...
but in all seriousness, maybe it’s time we branch out into something else...
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-65 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson