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Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
The Strait Times ^ | 5/11/2016 | staff

Posted on 05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by bkopto

For the eighth time, Peruvian actor and environmental activist Ricardo Torres has symbolically married a tree as part of an ecological awareness campaign to urge others to care for the environment.

The wedding took place at a landmark location, the town of Santa Maria del Tule, which is home to an ancient 2000-year-old cypress tree. The tree's estimated weight is more than 544.3 million kilograms.

Torres left the house of his godmother, accompanied by a committee of village elders, friends and family, and walked down the Sabino street towards a cluster of Cypress tree leaves to start with the ritual procession.

SNIP

Torres placed a ring on one of the tree's branches and kissed it as guests threw rice at the "newly wed" couple.

SNIP

At the end of the ceremony, he threw a bouquet at the wedding attendees.

(Excerpt) Read more at straitstimes.com ...


TOPICS: Gardening; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: environmentalist; envirowhackos; homosexualagenda; pansexuals; tree
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1 posted on 05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by bkopto
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The happy couple is registered at Lumber Barn.


2 posted on 05/24/2016 2:13:22 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: bkopto

Has he divorced the previous seven trees? Or is guilty of polygatree?


3 posted on 05/24/2016 2:15:25 PM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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To: bkopto

This is the 8th tree he’s married. I hope they all have good lawyers, charge him with bigamy and make him pay child support for all their saplings for the next 100 years.


4 posted on 05/24/2016 2:16:22 PM PDT by euram
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To: bkopto

“I think that I shall never see....”


5 posted on 05/24/2016 2:16:25 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Did he get a woodie on the honeymoon?


6 posted on 05/24/2016 2:22:25 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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Yes, he had a woodie for some ash.


7 posted on 05/24/2016 2:23:54 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
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To: bkopto

Come on folks, this is kinda sappy . . . .


8 posted on 05/24/2016 2:24:21 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: snooter55

“In my family tree, I’m the sap.” - Rodney Dangerfield


9 posted on 05/24/2016 2:26:04 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: bkopto
What's wrong with him tying the knot with a tree? We all wanna put down roots, am I right?

Whew, gives new meaning to the family tree though, doesn't it?

This guy's gotten married 8 times? How does he know? Does he count the rings?

Somebody stop me!

No, really, stop me.
10 posted on 05/24/2016 2:26:11 PM PDT by needmorePaine
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To: bkopto

Now we learn what knotholes are for?


11 posted on 05/24/2016 2:26:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: bkopto

Does New York have a gender for his wife to identify as? Or do they need to add a 32nd gender?


12 posted on 05/24/2016 2:27:13 PM PDT by LostPassword
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The tree-hugger groom is likely to find his tree bride’s knot hole, is wholly unsatisfying.
Splinter’s aside...


13 posted on 05/24/2016 2:27:42 PM PDT by MarchonDC09122009 (When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
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To: bkopto

I don’t think this wedding was consensual. The bride seemed rather wooden at the ceremony.


14 posted on 05/24/2016 2:28:19 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (qq)
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To: Hieronymus

Had the tree given its consent?

And what gender was the tree?

Inquiring minds want to know.


15 posted on 05/24/2016 2:28:51 PM PDT by alloysteel (The Triumph of Trump - finally, does the hegemony of the Republican elites get broken?)
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To: bkopto

So throughout the day, the tree gets wood?


16 posted on 05/24/2016 2:35:32 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (#BoycottTarget #BoycottRoss Women & children hurt the most)
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To: Hieronymus
Just call him a cockeyed octamist.

I figured if Sr. Dendrosexual married a tree, at least he wouldn't be crossing the border any time soon, but it sounds like he's the "love 'em and leave 'em" type.

17 posted on 05/24/2016 2:36:18 PM PDT by x
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To: bkopto

Did the tree give knowing consent to this union?

I sense that the Ents are about to rise up at this outrage.


18 posted on 05/24/2016 2:41:04 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: bkopto

I knew this thread would be funny. Thanks for posting. I married a Buckeye.


19 posted on 05/24/2016 2:42:02 PM PDT by neefer (Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run.)
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To: bkopto

Did the tree say “yes”?????????????


20 posted on 05/24/2016 2:42:21 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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