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Diaper-wearing monkey gets loose, scuffles with Wal-Mart employee in parking lot
WTVR ^ | 8/16/2016

Posted on 08/16/2016 9:51:39 AM PDT by Gamecock

LANCASTER, Ohio – A pet monkey got loose in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Lancaster, Ohio Sunday night after apparently escaping from a recreational vehicle.

Video taken by Richelle Stewart shows a store employee trying to corral the diaper-wearing primate near the shopping cart return area.

When the man gets close, however, the monkey can be seen jumping from the metal railing and grabbing him by the arm and clothing. A woman runs up to the employee yelling, “Let him go, let him go, let him go! If he bites you, they will put him down.”

The woman grabs the monkey by the hand and walks to an RV parked in the lot.

A 911 caller told the emergency operator that the Wal-Mart worker had been bitten, but Lancaster police later determined that the animal had only grabbed the man, and that he was unharmed. Since he wasn’t hurt, no report was filed, according to police.

The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio, according to KSNW-TV.


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1 posted on 08/16/2016 9:51:39 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; Larry Lucido
And now he is in monkey jail.


2 posted on 08/16/2016 9:54:47 AM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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To: Gamecock

Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often??


3 posted on 08/16/2016 9:57:25 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Gamecock

Primates of Wal-Mart


4 posted on 08/16/2016 9:57:32 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Gamecock
LOL!

My First thought was "Again!?"

5 posted on 08/16/2016 9:57:35 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Never Killary!)
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To: Gamecock

Not touching this one.

L


6 posted on 08/16/2016 9:58:07 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Gamecock

Diaper-wearing Monkey Live’s Matter.


7 posted on 08/16/2016 9:58:38 AM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: Gamecock

Monkey chimped out because his EBT card didn’t load.


8 posted on 08/16/2016 9:59:25 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Gamecock
The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio, according to KSNW-TV.

To vote?..... Probably..................

9 posted on 08/16/2016 10:03:33 AM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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To: Gamecock
Drunk monkey brandishing huge knife terrorises bar in booze-fuelled rampage after necking rum dregs
Airport officials say monkey was ‘loose’ on Las Vegas-bound Frontier flight
10 posted on 08/16/2016 10:03:43 AM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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To: Gamecock

Darn democrats are getting agitated!


11 posted on 08/16/2016 10:05:45 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: nuconvert

Why was a diaper wearing a monkey?...................


12 posted on 08/16/2016 10:05:47 AM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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To: Gamecock

Anyone with a pet monkey is off their rocker.


13 posted on 08/16/2016 10:10:36 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Jihadi-hating CRUSADER. Like it or STFU.)
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To: Gamecock

Put him down?

Dana: It’s late, I really ought to put him down.
Peter Venkman: May I?
Dana: Yeah, if you want to.
Peter Venkman: [points in baby’s face] You’re short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor mother.


14 posted on 08/16/2016 10:13:14 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Gamecock

They didn’t have to shoot his uncle........


15 posted on 08/16/2016 10:13:50 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: nuconvert

Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often?

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The same reason weird things happen in Florida all the time?


16 posted on 08/16/2016 10:16:08 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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To: Gamecock

“A monkey got loose”

Nothing worse than a loose monkey.

Probably standing there on the cart rack saying, “Hey sailor...new in town?”


17 posted on 08/16/2016 10:18:19 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: I want the USA back

I had a friend whose family had a pet monkey. It was an absolute terror.


18 posted on 08/16/2016 10:23:09 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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“The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio...”

Why? Didn’t they see the Ohio inspection sticker on the monkey’s ass?

Was it to find out if the diaper wearing monkey is qualified under Ohio law to fling poo while escaping an RV and shopping at a Walmart?

I’m just glad Ohio has enacted common-sense diaper wearing monkey reforms. My gosh, what if this had been an assault diaper wearing monkey that was roaming Walmart ? Oh the humanity!


19 posted on 08/16/2016 10:27:42 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Rap music: Soundtrack of the retarded.)
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To: Made In The USA

This monkey will likely be voting “D” in this year’s election!


20 posted on 08/16/2016 10:29:36 AM PDT by woweeitsme
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