Posted on 08/16/2016 9:51:39 AM PDT by Gamecock
LANCASTER, Ohio A pet monkey got loose in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Lancaster, Ohio Sunday night after apparently escaping from a recreational vehicle.
Video taken by Richelle Stewart shows a store employee trying to corral the diaper-wearing primate near the shopping cart return area.
When the man gets close, however, the monkey can be seen jumping from the metal railing and grabbing him by the arm and clothing. A woman runs up to the employee yelling, Let him go, let him go, let him go! If he bites you, they will put him down.
The woman grabs the monkey by the hand and walks to an RV parked in the lot.
A 911 caller told the emergency operator that the Wal-Mart worker had been bitten, but Lancaster police later determined that the animal had only grabbed the man, and that he was unharmed. Since he wasnt hurt, no report was filed, according to police.
The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio, according to KSNW-TV.
Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often??
Primates of Wal-Mart
My First thought was "Again!?"
Not touching this one.
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Diaper-wearing Monkey Live’s Matter.
Monkey chimped out because his EBT card didn’t load.
To vote?..... Probably..................
Darn democrats are getting agitated!
Why was a diaper wearing a monkey?...................
Anyone with a pet monkey is off their rocker.
Put him down?
Dana: It’s late, I really ought to put him down.
Peter Venkman: May I?
Dana: Yeah, if you want to.
Peter Venkman: [points in baby’s face] You’re short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor mother.
They didn’t have to shoot his uncle........
Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often?
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The same reason weird things happen in Florida all the time?
“A monkey got loose”
Nothing worse than a loose monkey.
Probably standing there on the cart rack saying, “Hey sailor...new in town?”
I had a friend whose family had a pet monkey. It was an absolute terror.
“The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio...”
Why? Didn’t they see the Ohio inspection sticker on the monkey’s ass?
Was it to find out if the diaper wearing monkey is qualified under Ohio law to fling poo while escaping an RV and shopping at a Walmart?
I’m just glad Ohio has enacted common-sense diaper wearing monkey reforms. My gosh, what if this had been an assault diaper wearing monkey that was roaming Walmart ? Oh the humanity!
This monkey will likely be voting “D” in this year’s election!
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