Posted on 10/13/2016 9:02:56 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry
Donald Trump socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
That must be in reference to Bubba.
Best advice I ever got from Donald was when he shared the secret of his success “Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free”. Haven’t looked back since.
Was he fiddlin’ about? Did you get a chance to talk to the Acid Queen? I heard she filed a sexual harassment suit.
The next scandal to break:
I asked:
Hey Trump, where ya going with that gun in your hand?
His shocking response :
I’m going down to shoot my old lady, I caught her messing around with another man
I was horrified. He called his wife “old lady”.
He told Martha after the debate, “What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?”
Like that crack head NY Giants Lawrence Taylor did to Redskins Joe Theismann... film at 11.
Our wise elders from AC/DC provide fertile ground for this contest:
“Put the Finger on You”
“Let’s Get It Up”
“Beating Around the Bush”
“Sink the Pink”
Gosh, I could do this all day.
Her was doing a ride along with a couple of his #Blue Lives Matter cop friends a few days ago when he wound up a shocking story about when he was back on the farm. He said,
“All good things gotta come to an end,
And it’s the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved
Sittin’ there on that sack of seeds!”
Hellary is thinking of filing stalker charges against him after he emailed her this:
“Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay, I’ll be watching you”
It was sad really, when he revealed on Hannity the reason for his three hour sleep schedule: mama’s got a squeezebox; daddy never sleeps at night.
Following on the heels of Bill Clinton’s illegitimate son by a prostitute rumors, unnamed sources report Trump is denying he fathered Kim Kardashian’s son. The Donald stated, “Kimmie K is not my lover. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.”
I had an evening with Donny at the Hotel California
He said I was so good that I could check out, but I could never leave....
As soon as I heard about the New York Times story I wondered if this is why it was so important to Hillary that ALL women who claim assault should be believed.
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market with Michelle giving us the latest on her school lunch program when
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here Trump come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
The Donald, naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don’t look Ethel
It was too late, she’d already been incensed...
Good point. Anyone assaulted by Bill = Tramp Anyone assaulted by Trump = BELIEVED. If they had all this on Trump, why didn’t they give it to Jeb to help Jeb push Trump out of the way so Hillary could beat him?
Don’t know about Trump but Hellary tweeted to BJ that “they call us gypsies, tramps and thieves.”
“I heard she filed a sexual harassment suit.”
No, she was paid first. With bitcoins.
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