Blood from human teens rejuvenates body and brains of old mice

New Scientist ^ | 15 November 2016 | Jessica Hamzelou

[Former Proud Canadian]

So teenagers are actually good for something? Who knew?

[freedumb2003]

>>So teenagers are actually good for something? Who knew?<<

Sorta puts a new meaning to “fresh blood,” eh?

[DannyTN]

[Trillian]

You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.

[moose07]

A little disturbing, isn’t it.

[SIDENET]

I was hoping to find a way to rejuvenate some old mice I have.

[Will88]

How long before teenagers will be selling blood for $1,000 per pint or more?

Can’t remember which one, but there was a story of a Silicon Valley tycoon who is already receiving transfusions of young blood.

[lacrew]

Starting to understand Spirit Cooking...

[bgill]

Blood from dingbat pajama kiddies needing safe places or growing old. Easy decision, I’ll grow old.

[TigerClaws]

Spirt Cooking.

Cannibalism is a key part of it.

[Sivad]

Looks to me like they may have reversed the experiment.
Seems like the millennial snowflakes have been injected
with ‘Rat brain fluid. They won’t be blaming GW for all
the shit coming at them, however. It’s Trump’s turn.

[dfwgator]

Great news for old mice.

[mass55th]

"Blood from human teens rejuvenates body and brains of old mice"

But all they wanted to do was play video games, have sex, and smoke dope.

[Vince Ferrer]

It worked for Montgomery Burns.

[null and void]

Yes.

[moose07]

Indeed.
Much rejoicing has been heard from under the floorboards.

[PapaBear3625]

Soros and the Clintons ready now to drain more blood from children.

Do not be too surprised if that is the real purpose of the child trafficking.

[hal ogen]

So is that why hilLIARy was able to sort-of function?

[Cowgirl]

The bible says “life is in the blood”.

[dragonblustar]

Probably how Soros stays so youthful.