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How I Ended Up In A Psych Ward On Election Night A top Hillary fundraiserís fall
Huffington Post ^ | 11/29/16 | Benjamin Ryan

Posted on 12/01/2016 4:41:24 PM PST by reagandemocrat

Note: Post contains sensitive content regarding suicide.

I found out Donald Trump had won the Electoral College while midstream in providing a urine sample for the emergency psychiatric staff of a New York City public hospital. The unlockable bathroom door in this unescapable wing was ajar, and I could hear the victorious Mike Pence’s sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.

For the preceding witching hours of election night, I had lain in a fetal position amidst a cast of anonymous men nursing their own crises, my hands clasped tightly over my ears. It wasn’t that I minded the howls of the guy nearby who was shackled to his cot and monitored by an unimpressed brood of policemen. Instead, I wanted to spare myself any word of the far greater insanity unfolding beyond the hospital walls.

Drained of tears, too tired to sleep, I stared at the fluorescent ceiling lights —which, indifferent to our suffering, remained on throughout the night — and endured the passing time by willing my thoughts to vanish into the dull glow. For a second, I imagined someone would burst in and proclaim, “It’s all right, Hillary won!” and I would bound out of bed, awoken from this nightmare.

This was all just a dream, right?

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: consequences; elections; schadenfreude; whatisbestinlife; whatmesearch
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I really thought this was satire.
1 posted on 12/01/2016 4:41:24 PM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: reagandemocrat

I thoroughly enjoyed the read.

But, this guy is ultimately a danger to others as well as himself.


2 posted on 12/01/2016 4:42:09 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Hey)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

As are all liberals.....


3 posted on 12/01/2016 4:43:41 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam , Know Peace)
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To: reagandemocrat

I’ve quite exceeded my tolerance for the desperate attention-seeking rants of whiny homosexuals being taken seriously.

HuffPo = fake news


4 posted on 12/01/2016 4:44:56 PM PST by thoughtomator (Purple: the color of sedition)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

That would make a great Tagline


5 posted on 12/01/2016 4:50:45 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW BOYCOTT PepsiCO Kellogg's)
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To: reagandemocrat

It is. Satire. Irony. Feces. Vomit. Snot. Homo.


6 posted on 12/01/2016 4:51:17 PM PST by Gargantua ("President Trump... nice ring to it..." ;^)
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To: reagandemocrat

It is. Satire. Irony. Feces. Vomit. Snot. Homo.


7 posted on 12/01/2016 4:51:17 PM PST by Gargantua ("President Trump... nice ring to it..." ;^)
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To: reagandemocrat

I honestly would have felt the same way if Hillary had won.


8 posted on 12/01/2016 4:53:39 PM PST by webheart (All comments are considered to be sarcasm unless otherwise noted.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Like this?


9 posted on 12/01/2016 4:54:08 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Liberals are all a danger to themselves and others)
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To: reagandemocrat

“...and I could hear the victorious Mike Pence’s sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.”

While this person was peeing in a jar so a PSYCH Doctor could understand what kind of drug cocktail was in their urine?

*SMIRK*

Best. Election. Ever. EVER!


10 posted on 12/01/2016 5:02:38 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: reagandemocrat

Happy ending.


11 posted on 12/01/2016 5:03:17 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: reagandemocrat

I read this with the same satisfaction that I got from viewing every “Javits Center” video I could find on YouTube.

Best Election Ever


12 posted on 12/01/2016 5:10:35 PM PST by Dagnabitt (Trump - Because countries without Islamic immigration are countries without Islamic terrorism.)
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To: Gargantua

Worth Repeating!

And Very Amusing.


13 posted on 12/01/2016 5:11:53 PM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: reagandemocrat

Here is his Twitter https://twitter.com/scribenyc


14 posted on 12/01/2016 5:15:39 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary, get the hell off the stage!)
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To: reagandemocrat

Over 80 comments here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3500418/posts


15 posted on 12/01/2016 5:16:03 PM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of infants, ruled by their emotion)
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To: reagandemocrat

ROTFLMAO! Trump is hitting it out of the park in Cincinnati!


16 posted on 12/01/2016 5:18:51 PM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Bingo. This is a great read.


17 posted on 12/01/2016 5:20:50 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

Yep. Twink.


18 posted on 12/01/2016 5:22:00 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

375 followers. Pffffft.


19 posted on 12/01/2016 5:25:44 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!!)
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To: reagandemocrat

Wow, what a ‘mo.


20 posted on 12/01/2016 5:27:51 PM PST by ozzymandus
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