Vanity - Request to stop the "BH" b0tthurt meme / joke / references

Freerepublic ^ | 1-3-2017 | Fishtank

[doug from upland]

Can we at least embrace the Song?

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/3497440/posts

[Gadsden1st]

“Some people call that constipation. Benefiber or equivalent works great for it without using meds.”

Definitely not related to Gas(Boomers or SBDs) or Constipation!

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Well I am not Gay, butt very occasionally I will get an extremely severe pain in my rear end which brings tears to my eyes. Almost like a charlie horse. Nothing eases it, and it eventually (20 minutes) goes away. Longest 20 minutes you can imagine.

I've probably experienced something similar, but it began in the lower-stomach area and extended to my genitals. It was sudden, like getting stabbed suddenly. The pain was so severe that I nearly collapsed, and it lasted for maybe 20 or 30 minutes, perhaps even an hour. I got clammy too, sweaty, and nearly fainted, and for about a couple of weeks afterwards I had lingering pain in my abdomen and genitals. Not severe, but constant, occasionally unbearable. I also had blood in my stool, constantly, and of a severe, black coloring. Oh, and one of my testicles lifted up, like it was getting pulled.

Didn't bother to mention it to anyone and eventually I got better on my own. The testy went back to its normal spot too, thankfully, as that's scary to look at. It's been about a couple of years since the incident.

Umm, this was probably too much information.

[Blue Jays]

Try mixing ground natural flaxseed plus whole flaxseed into yogurt for breakfast.
Coupled with the other dietary suggestions, that will likely help butthurt to subside.

[Godebert]

What’s next on your list? Douchebag?

[Gargantua]

You're probably telling us more about yourself than you'd like to. What imagery we find connected to a phrase or term is almost always entirely of our own making. While we may be incapable of controlling this consciously, we nonetheless control it all by our lonesome selves.

Please don't be butt-hurt.

I personally love the term, as it best-expresses and encapsulates the absolute inanity and profound ignorance required for someone to act like a butt-hurt snowflake.

So, regardless of what weird Uncle Tisdale did or did not expose you to decades ago, it just ain't my hill to climb, baby. But I do love that term.

[Boomer]

Methinks, as others said, you’re reading too much into it. New slang words in the American language pop up every year. This is no different.

I suppose it could mean what you’re thinking it means but I don’t think most people mean it that way when they use it as an American slang word. Just means spanked.

“That liberal fascist is all butthurt because obambam ruled over a loss of 1,042 of dem politicians at the state and federal level”
Or..
“That liberal fascist’s backside hurts from being spanked because obambam ruled over a loss of 1,042 of dem politicians at the state and federal level”

See; just a quicker way to say the same thing.

[Jack Hammer]

It’s pretty descriptive, though, in certain situations...

[NorthMountain]

We were using that term int he military decades ago.

Before Bath-house Barry faggotized it. See also "ass pain".

[Blue Jays]

That was a perfectly reasonable post. Thanks for sharing.

[BitWielder1]

I'm against banning words, on general principles.
Let's just resolve to use polite language whenever possible, which I agree is hard to do when describing Democrats and the 0bama administration.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Don’t get me started about the time I... uh, nevermind.

[dfwgator]

Just fill out this form first.

[Palio di Siena]

ice up, son.

[NorthMountain]

I’m not a physician, and I didn’t stay at Holiday Inn Express ...

But you’re lucky your appendix didn’t explode and kill you.

[Sans-Culotte]

I always assumed it referred to “getting one’s butt kicked”.

[Boogieman]

So because you have an unsupported suspicion about the origin, nobody should be able to use it???

Just makes me want to use it more, if you are going to get butthurt about “butthurt” and want to censor us from using “butthurt”.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

But you’re lucky your appendix didn’t explode and kill you.

Yeah I know, at the time my general approach to everything was "don't go to the doctor unless you're about to die because I'd rather not spend the money." I was living check to check. I literally just prayed about it and then went on as usual.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[ObozoMustGo2012]

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