Squirrels Stealing Chocolate Bars Driving Toronto Store Owner Nuts

Toronto Star ^ | Thu., Jan. 5, 2017

[Born to Conserve]

“A way exists to get rid of the squirrels...”

Ground up glass in peanut butter. It’s the classic solution for groundhogs.

[nickcarraway]

The worst would be if he bit you... with your own teeth!

[nickcarraway]

I guess he was there to make one of those embarrassing purchases.

[Daffynition]

[MomwithHope]

I remember the seagull from years ago. He stole a bag every day and customers chipped in to cover the cost.

[MomwithHope]

No it’s St. Anthony.

[Daffynition]

OK...maybe I was thinking of *lost causes*

**St. Jude was one of the Twelve Apostles, and in the Catholic Church he is the patron Saint of lost causes. - See more at: http://www.prayers-for-special-help.com/st-jude-prayer.html#sthash.piLKxeEo.dpuf**

[MomwithHope]

Smile - I know St. Jude. St. Jude is a friend of mine. And St. Anthony has helped many times.

[Daffynition]

Amen to that. :)

[clearcarbon]

"A group of squirrels is driving the owners of one Toronto convenience store nuts, after the rodents have been caught on video stealing chocolate bars from their east-end shop. "

Arrest every squirrel they find with a bad complexion.

[ETL]

The worst would be if he bit you... with your own teeth!

Yes!

[ETL]

It’ll turn up when you least expect it.

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[Daffynition]

Hope it didn't taste like cheese?

[CrazyIvan]

I think the same thing may have happened to my G Shock watch a few years ago. I was working on my Jeep and had to remove it to get my hand in a tight spot. I know exactly where I put it. Next day it was gone. It was a very hot day and I’m guessing the salty sweat had some appeal to a critter.

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[ETL]

It was a very hot day and I’m guessing the salty sweat had some appeal to a critter.

In the past week I've sealed some cracks in the (bed)room so to keep them out. However, I think I may have inadvertently trapped one or more inside! And now they're going nuts with hunger. Because they don't seem to care much anymore if I'm there or not when they climb and jump around on stuff. As I mentioned earlier, the day before it happened, one actually hopped up on the bed, paused a second and looked me in the eye.

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I couldn't find my smartphone earlier this morning. Thought for a moment the little bugger took that too!

[Hot Tabasco]

Arrest every squirrel they find with a bad complexion.

Look for the ones zooming around with a sugar buzz.......

[ETL]

I think the same thing may have happened to my G Shock...

When I first read this line, for some odd reason, I read it as "G-String". Lol!