You can only get away with it if you're born a royal.
Posted on 02/21/2017 2:12:39 PM PST by drewh
Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics — and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles — who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king — has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.
A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. “When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid,” a royal insider said. “More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."
Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. “She was so smashed, she couldn’t stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room.” Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.
Camilla’s confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners’ Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! “Camilla’s enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought she’d just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst,” says an eyewitness.
But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince William’s wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that “a staggering drunk” duchess “began cursing out Kate” over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and “then slapped her,” a palace source says.
“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said. “Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kate’s cheek.
Kate was more shocked than injured,” said the source. “And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how she’s been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne.” William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife — and exile her to the Bahamas!
The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.
The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camilla’s presence more poisonous than a hangover! He’s offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom — and her silence — is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.
REAL FAKE NEWS.
Di’s Revenge!
LOL
I absolutely adored Princess Diana... and always will!
This is an utter fabrication. There’s no way this happened.
Now which grandson??
Bet Liz and Chuck wish they hadn’t been so nasty to Di.
Who cares, it is a funny and entertaining read if nothing else!
My wife follows the Royals. Her money's on William.
That's right, because rum won't cause such problems, I've heard.
You can only get away with it if you're born a royal.
that had to leave a hoof-mark
So..
Is this true of Queenpretender Horseface or just tabloid glop?
Sad, sad people. What is the Latin phrase for “Royal Basket Case”?
Bonnie Prince Charlie, as you sow, so shall you reap... more than you sow, later than you sow.
https://www.intouch.org/read/life-principle-6-the-principle-of-sowing-and-reaping
“Who cares, it is a funny and entertaining read if nothing else!”
I’ll drink to that!
I wanna tell her
that I luv her a lot
But I gotta getta bellyfull of wine.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl...
Have you watched “The Crown” on Netflix? It’s pretty good. They got better looking actors than the actual royals.
The line of succession is set by Act of Parliament, the Queen cannot Change it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succession_to_the_British_throne
Met a Brit not too long ago and she said William also.
Global warming causes warm gin. Charles was right on the mark after all! (Aside from the fact that he is reaping what he has sown.)
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