The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majestys orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence.
True or not, that's funny. I don't care who you are.
As the noted Roman philosopher,Afflatus Prolngo once noted, ‘Whoever smelt it dealt it.”
...And exactly what Prince Douche deserves.