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Obama to Receive ‘Profiles in Courage’ Award [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 March 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/05/2017 9:08:46 AM PST by John Semmens

The Kennedy Presidential Library’s annual “Profiles in Courage” Award for 2017 will go to former President Barack Obama. The Award, named after the 1957 Pulitzer Prize winning book ghost written for then Massachusetts Democratic Sen. John F. Kennedy, is given to individuals displaying extraordinary political courage by taking an unpopular course of action. The award ceremony will take place in May, when former First Daughter Caroline Kennedy and grandson of the late JFK, Jack Schlossberg, bestow the prize.

“Faced with unrelenting adulation and widespread demands that he declare himself ‘president for life,’ President Obama courageously agreed to follow the law and step down after two terms,” Schlossberg said. “This gracious emulation of our nation’s first chief executive put him at odds with the majority of Americans who clearly would have supported his continuation in office as a down payment on the reparations for slavery that he has championed during his political career. That he would exit the presidency in a move that his core constituency would characterize as ‘acting white’ demonstrated an ‘off-the-charts’ level of personal fortitude.”

Obama is the third former president to win the award. In 2001, former President Gerald Ford was honored for the unconditional pardon he granted to Richard Nixon in 1974 for “all offenses that has committed or may have committed or taken part in” while president. In 2014, former President George H.W. Bush was honored for joining with Democrats to break his 1988 campaign pledge of “no new taxes.”

The speed with which the “Profiles in Courage” award was made to Obama mirrored that of his winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009. Ironically, the United States was constantly at war for his eight years as president when bragged that he was “really good at killing people” with drone strikes. Schlossberg expressed confidence that there wouldn’t be any similar embarrassment over the “Profiles” award since “the refusal to seize power can’t be undone now that he has surrendered the reins to his successor.”

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https://azconservative.org/2017/03/04/obama-to-receive-profiles-in-courage-award/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: courage; jfk; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/05/2017 9:08:46 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Isn’t this just the “Participation” version?


2 posted on 03/05/2017 9:11:47 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it. - Clint Eastwood)
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To: John Semmens
Are you sure this is Parody? Good one.


3 posted on 03/05/2017 9:11:54 AM PST by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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To: John Semmens
"Obama also used his final presidential press conference to thank the media for helping him to do the following:”

Former President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, 'Distinguished Public Service Medal' on Wednesday, January 18, 2017.

During his teary-eyed presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times while gloriously expounding on his many accomplishments, performances and outstanding golf games.

Through tears of joy during the acceptance speech, he referred to himself another 163 times expounding upon his many successes and how smart he is.

We breathlessly await more medals of this type to be awarded to Barack Obama by Barack Obama.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/president-obama-awards-himself-another-medal-t19201.html#p210362

4 posted on 03/05/2017 9:12:30 AM PST by Grampa Dave ( Why do Obama lovers and faux conservatives hate Trump for using Twitter to get his message out?)
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To: Grampa Dave
During his teary-eyed presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times

Yeah but 52 times was his famous stutter. Then again it was only a one paragraph speech so...

5 posted on 03/05/2017 9:15:58 AM PST by Boomer (The modern day leftist dems are the party of criminally insane propagandists.)
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To: Boomer

I, I, I, I, I, I,...


6 posted on 03/05/2017 9:17:10 AM PST by Boomer (The modern day leftist dems are the party of criminally insane propagandists.)
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To: John Semmens

May as well give him another nobel ‘piece’ prize while they’re at it.


7 posted on 03/05/2017 9:19:58 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: John Semmens

JFK was a conservative Democrat and, IMO, would never be a part of today’s DNC. If Obama gets this award, JFK will be turning over in his grave.


8 posted on 03/05/2017 9:35:31 AM PST by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: John Semmens

A medal for dodging sniper fire?


9 posted on 03/05/2017 9:40:17 AM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: John Semmens

Okay, here we go .. we’re off and running with event after event attempting to DECEIVE the public re Obama’s real character.

I know we will have a lot more. After all, it was all the DemocRATS who supported and rallied around Obama as being the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Come to find out .. he’s really more like a rabble rousing trouble maker of the first order. Any former sitting President who orders the wire-tapping of another Candidate/President, is scum; as well as being a criminal.


10 posted on 03/05/2017 10:02:38 AM PST by CyberAnt ("Peace Through Strength")
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To: fella

He will get it for wire tapping Trump Tower.


11 posted on 03/05/2017 10:23:19 AM PST by MGG
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To: MGG

I sure hope you’re right.


12 posted on 03/05/2017 10:39:39 AM PST by CyberAnt ("Peace Through Strength")
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