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Wanted: South Florida python hunters for hire
Miami Herald ^ | 7 March 2017 | JENNY STALETOVICH

Posted on 03/08/2017 12:15:02 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

Wildlife officers (left to right) James Bales, Sergio Najera, and Alexis Del Los Santos captured a 15-foot female Burmese python on Monday. The female was breeding with four other males — scientists call it a breeding ball — when the officers found her. They shot the female and two of the males. The other two escaped. Wildlife officers (left to right) James Bales, Sergio Najera, and Alexis Del Los Santos captured a 15-foot female Burmese python

Over the years, biologists have tested a variety of strategies to contain the snakes, including releasing females outfitted with radio trackers to act as ‘Judas’ snakes, snake-sniffing dogs and an iPhone app that lets people immediately report a snake sighting. This past year, the state hired a pair of Irula tribesmen, whose ancestors helped hunt pythons to extinction in India, to track down snakes.

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KEYWORDS: snake
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1 posted on 03/08/2017 12:15:02 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
They shot the female and two of the males. The other two escaped.

What??? I didn't see the video, but, man, if they are all knotted up in a ball, it seems like the perfect target for 00 buckshot, not choked down at all. Four or five shots into that ball of snakes and they are all dead... Or so it seems to me. What am I doing wrong?

2 posted on 03/08/2017 12:19:47 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Aim low, they may be slithering!!!!


3 posted on 03/08/2017 12:21:02 PM PST by Quick Shot
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Sign up Hillary Clinton, she is currently unemployed.


4 posted on 03/08/2017 12:43:47 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Hillary wouldn’t recognize a snake. Look who she married!


5 posted on 03/08/2017 12:57:44 PM PST by Hootowl
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To: simpson96

The saying is, “evil knows, where evil sleeps!”.

That said, she has trouble waddling from one room to the next!


6 posted on 03/08/2017 12:59:59 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT (Go Trump!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

7 posted on 03/08/2017 1:19:38 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: LibWhacker

Reminds me of the man who was convicted of murdering his wife and her lover-—both with only one shot.


8 posted on 03/08/2017 1:21:33 PM PST by libstripper (nd)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
The solution is simple. Declare open season. Offer $100 for every python head. Game over.

(Why do officials make things so complicated?)

9 posted on 03/08/2017 1:32:22 PM PST by Scooter100
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Finally a job I can appreciate. I am going to retire and move to Floriduh to take up Snake Huntin.


10 posted on 03/08/2017 1:34:09 PM PST by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: libstripper

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for drone strikes. Maybe use something harmful to snakes like a poisoned pellet. Find a snake, shoot the pellet at it. If it touches the snake the snake starts to melt or something to that effect.

You could make it a booth at a state fair. 5 bucks for 15 minutes of drone play.


11 posted on 03/08/2017 1:37:25 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Nuke Bilderberg from orbit. It''s the only way to be sure.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“They’re breeding, that’s the problem,” Duncan said at the meeting. “So kill them....”

Actually, that is good advice for some other issues we are facing.


12 posted on 03/08/2017 1:40:11 PM PST by Gamecock (Twitter: What a real democracy looks like.)
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To: libstripper

There was a similar joke about turning the lover into a eunuch by punching the wife in the mouth, or some such...


13 posted on 03/08/2017 1:50:27 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Make America America Again ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

As for the article, a person could make some good money catching the snakes alive and selling them outside of Florida. Of course, the big nasty ones would probably have to be turned into boots and belts and python sausages.


14 posted on 03/08/2017 1:53:17 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Make America America Again ))))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Put a bounty on them...Problem solved!


15 posted on 03/08/2017 1:57:39 PM PST by Randy Larsen (Trump IS MY president and I'm damn proud of him!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“Have gun, will travel reads the card of the man...’’


16 posted on 03/08/2017 2:02:28 PM PST by jmacusa (Election 2016. The Battle of Midway for The Democrat Party.)
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To: VRWCarea51

Yes, I can walk down a road and look on both sides!

How much are they paying those tribesmen?


17 posted on 03/08/2017 5:30:52 PM PST by jch10 (President Trump, President Trump, President Trump! I just love saying that!)
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To: Scooter100

And a list of businesses that will gladly buy the skins


18 posted on 03/08/2017 6:39:13 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Andy, I don’t want to start an argument with you; but your statement troubled me.

We hunt for food. And good, ethical, time-honored hunting practices guide us; i.e. use what you kill; and make the kill clean and merciful.

I don’t see any sport in making the dispatch cruel.


19 posted on 03/08/2017 7:03:34 PM PST by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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