Skip to comments.NBC Announces Politically Correct Golden Girls Reboot, "Golden People" (Parody)
Posted on 05/30/2017 4:10:34 PM PDT by EdnaMode
NBC Announces Politically Correct Reboots of Classic Sitcoms (Parody) by Ida Entify Asfemale
With ratings for it's comedy slate hitting all-time lows, NBC has announced it will reboot the classic sitcom Golden Girls for midseason.
Now titled, "Golden People," the reboot will star Ellen Degeneres as Dot Zbornak, a non binary substitute teacher, whose lesbian mother, Sophia Petrillo (Betty White) moves in after her retirement home burns down. Rounding out the cast will be Laverne Cox as Blanche, their much younger, transgender roommate, and Goldie Hawn as Rose Nylund.
"We look forward to this progressive, diverse reboot of a classic sitcom. Ratings will be through the roof," said an NBC executive.
Meanwhile, NBC is also planning a reboot of Friends for the 2018-2019 season. The Friends reboot will feature six undocumented workers from Mexico who live in Los Angeles. Casting has yet to get underway.
"Must see TV has returned to the network. We know our fans are going to love these reboots," said the executive.
The MSM and RATs are digging their holes deeper and deeper, in my opinion. They’re loathed and despised more every hour.
Damn, you had to go and give those clueless idiots ideas.
Some H-wood he/she/it/thing is probably pushing this right now.
It could be worse.
It could be a Different Strokes reboot.
Should named it Golden Showers. Gonna be as disgusting as that.
Sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Since hollywood can willy nilly do things like replace Thor with a 3 foot tall black trans female trans species goat lesbian wiccan necrophiliac, they should replace all of the golden girls with white cis-gender dudes...Bea Arthur can still be in it
Great post :-)
We look forward to this progressive, diverse reboot of a classic
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Shouldn't they have gotten Paprika whatshername for that role?
She played the nasty [ET] alien substitute teacher in the Danish flick, "The Substitute".
It’s finger licking Golden.
Like Star Trek Discovery no White People ? Diversity Kills
Hilarity ensues when two ‘cis-gendered’ people decide they want to make a baby and discover neither of them lack the required ‘apparatus’
We now live in a world where it is impossible to discern between parody and reality.
Thank you for saying this as a parody cause it’s impossible to tell anymore!
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