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Man Who Robbed Bank to Get Away From Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
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Posted on 06/15/2017 5:51:04 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland

His plan didn't go as expected!


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1 posted on 06/15/2017 5:51:05 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland
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To: HereInTheHeartland

It’s funny in the ironic sense but it’s not funny at all in the cruel and unusual punishment sense. Criminal sentencing is not a place for a judge to display his sense of humor.


2 posted on 06/15/2017 5:53:19 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Double damn


3 posted on 06/15/2017 5:53:36 PM PDT by onona (i don't know what the reticent is)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

The Eighth Amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.


4 posted on 06/15/2017 5:54:15 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: HereInTheHeartland

he is stuck with her OUCH


5 posted on 06/15/2017 5:56:13 PM PDT by manc ( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

he is stuck with her OUCH


6 posted on 06/15/2017 5:56:13 PM PDT by manc ( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
The next headline we see regarding this fellow will be:
Man Who Robbed Bank to Get Away From Wife and Was Sentenced to Home Confinement Kills Wife.
7 posted on 06/15/2017 5:58:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: HereInTheHeartland

The teller turned over the cash, but Ripple didn’t run. He just sat and waited in the lobby.

When a security guard approached him, he quickly confessed and was taken into custody.

Ripple allegedly told police he robbed the bank because he couldn’t spend another moment at home with his wife.


Wow. Sounds sort of like the pilot episode of “Prison Break”, only in this case we’ll call it “Can’t Get a Prison Break”.


8 posted on 06/15/2017 5:58:41 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Might end up as a suicide or homicide!


9 posted on 06/15/2017 5:58:57 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

He should have just gone to Bass Pro shop for a couple of hours.
This could have been avoided!


10 posted on 06/15/2017 5:59:21 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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To: manc

Lol... do like us. Wife and I have a pact. We will rent a chipper shredder for a block party. Invite everyone we know. They get to vote on which one of us gets fed in at the end of the party.


11 posted on 06/15/2017 6:00:51 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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Lol... do like us. Wife and I have a pact. We will rent a chipper shredder for a block party. Invite everyone we know. They get to vote on which one of us gets fed in at the end of the party.


12 posted on 06/15/2017 6:00:52 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Harcourt!


13 posted on 06/15/2017 6:01:00 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: Ken H

Must be really depressed now


14 posted on 06/15/2017 6:10:27 PM PDT by Hojczyk
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

My own family would vote to chip me. :)

They all like her better lol.

So do I!


15 posted on 06/15/2017 6:15:35 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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16 posted on 06/15/2017 6:22:05 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd???? Are you alluding to the character in the original Star Trek series????? And his nagging wife???


17 posted on 06/15/2017 6:32:59 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Too funny.


18 posted on 06/15/2017 6:34:32 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Too funny.


19 posted on 06/15/2017 6:34:52 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Marriage starts with two hearts and a diamond. Towards the end, all you want is a club and a spade.


20 posted on 06/15/2017 6:36:17 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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