How about a freeper auction?

[PAR35]

Husband of 36 years will only allow any spending that we both agree to.

You mean you can't hire a divorce attorney without his permission? And you work and earn money and you don't have ANY discretionary amount?

Is he one of those bozos that's into the patriarchy movement?

[tgusa]

“Abby-something”
*snort*
Funniest movie E.V.E.R. I never tire of watching it.

[upsdriver]

Ixnay on ottenray. :)

My favorite movie!

[Rusty0604]

Maybe your wife was mad because all you could raise was three hundred dollars. :-)

[CGASMIA68]

If she didn’t bring it up I wouldn’t comment but thats messed up. IMO

[Fiddlstix]

.....i would like to auction off a couple of Freepers...you know who you are...

In my case start the bidding at 15¢ and see what happens.
BTW. Good luck with that. lol

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[Two Kids' Dad]

Maybe if it involved a dunk tank...? :-)

[Fantasywriter]

You are brilliant.

+1

[Admin Moderator]

The Mods offer 200 Quatloos for Lazamataz.

P.S. I'm the red one.

[Jane Long]

One of my all time faves, too ;-)

[Jane Long]

I would've sworn you were Capt James T Kirk. 🤔

[V K Lee]

Hello, fellow Iris Lover. Both were grown here in Texas for a number of years until age got the best of us. From the Antique Iris to the newer Space Age Iris... each are beautiful in their own fashion. If you don’t mind my asking, from which supplier did they come? Cooley’s, Schreiners, Zebra? With the hybridize-rs aging and suppliers closing their doors, seems gardeners have lost big time. Worked with the National Iris Society for a short time, with Keith Koppel. We two attempted to bring the Registration books printed up to date and correct - re parentage, duplicate names, etc.

If these were still growin here I would have loved to swap.
Still have catalog photos of these beauties, cut from the publications.

Happy gardening. Stop and smell the flowers :-)

[varon]

I’ll pay $10,000 for John McCain’s brain. If it’s in a jar of formaldehyde.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“Can you name one reason why someone would not be “allowed” to donate cash?”

My guess would be that his income will not ‘allow’ donations.

[stylin19a]

Frau Blucher

[stylin19a]

[TangoLimaSierra]

I’ll pay $10,000 for John McCain’s brain. If it’s in a jar of formaldehyde.

A thimble OK?

[onona]

i would like to auction off a couple of Freepers...you know who you are...

We'll pay you to keep them. Freepathon over in a day

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I’m thinking Jim could pay all his bills if Laz A Mataz would agree to raffle himself off . . . with his rep he would get megabucks.

They could call it the “He’d Hit That!” charity raffle.