Posted on 09/28/2017 11:10:31 AM PDT by WeWaWes
>>>Model...
She’s a model like my housecat is a lion<<<
She’s a role model . . . for stupid people.
Apparently, she is the only one who actually needed to be warned, and it’s a little late for that.
“Would you tattoo your eyeball?”
No, and I am still blond.
It's that Darwin thingy
Wow... reported by Newsweek, and not so much as a single word blaming Trump.
Some mistakes cannot be corrected. She may recover somewhat.
At least this gal seems to have learned a valuable lesson.
Protect what God has given you. Functionality is not guaranteed if you do something this foolish.
Same thing goes for those who have stretched their earlobes out and inserted big wooden discs, just for the shock value.
I was wondering about this also and about her IQ.
You’ll poke your eye out!!
she saw it coming....
Next headline I expect to see...
Tattooing Lady Parts Leads to Brush Fire
Sticking pins and injecting dye into your eye is stupid. This person must not be allowed to sue.
Seriously they could be twinsies
Sharon Stone would be less frightening with just a needle. Maybe.
FRANKIE: "Old broken chicken bone?"
WILLIE: "...no...a...uh..."
FRANKIE: "Metal clip that comes off of the outside of a ballpoint pen?"
WILLIE: "...no...er...uh..."
FRANKIE: "Paper clip that has been sitting in the bottom of an old rusty can of Coke?"
WILLIE: "...no...ahhh...uh..."
FRANKIE: "A Q-tip with the cotton missing from one end that still has earwax on it?"
WILLIE: "No..."
FRANKIE: "Straightened out coat hanger that was used to unclog a toilet?"
WILLIE: "...no...mmm...uh..."
FRANKIE: "A single blade from a disassembled triple edge razor that still has little bits of shaved beard on it?
WILLIE: "...no...a...uh..."
FRANKIE: "Key from the outside of a sardine can you kept in a cigar box from when you were six years old?"
WILLIE: "...no...er...uh..."
FRANKIE: "Rusty shrimp fork?"
WILLIE: "...no..."
FRANKIE: "Toothpick you found in the mens washroom?"
WILLIE: "...no..."
FRANKIE: "Tool your dentist uses to scrape things off your teeth?"
WILLIE: "...no..."
FRANKIE: "Six inch replica of the Empire State Building?"
WILLIE: "No!...er..."
FRANKIE: "Babooooooooooooon Fang?"
WILLIE: "No..."
FRANKIE: "Dirty old tattoo needle that has hepatitis germs from some heroin addict millenial who had a tatoo on his pecker saying "No Regets" on it done by a drunk old flatulent vegetarian hippie with a greasy stringy beard that has bits of yesterday's Cream of Wheat stuck in it?"
WILLIE: "Yeah! I hate it when that happens."
FRANKIE: "I know what you mean."
The usual Darwin Award winners.
Well...ALL housecats are lions at heart, but it takes something special to be that stupid.
What’s unsafe about poking your eye hundreds of times with a needle and injecting an unknown foreign substance into it?
I just saw the old series “War and Remembrance” from the Eighties and I didn’t know that was her in it...she was pretty hot in the day!”
Darwin Award winner!
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