[dfwgator]

when an eye tattoo left her partially blinded and oozing purple tears.



"I hate when that happens."

[rlmorel]

WILLIE: "So, you know what I hate? When I stuck into my eye a, uh..."

FRANKIE: "Old broken chicken bone?"

WILLIE: "...no...a...uh..."

FRANKIE: "Metal clip that comes off of the outside of a ballpoint pen?"

WILLIE: "...no...er...uh..."

FRANKIE: "Paper clip that has been sitting in the bottom of an old rusty can of Coke?"

WILLIE: "...no...ahhh...uh..."

FRANKIE: "A Q-tip with the cotton missing from one end that still has earwax on it?"

WILLIE: "No..."

FRANKIE: "Straightened out coat hanger that was used to unclog a toilet?"

WILLIE: "...no...mmm...uh..."

FRANKIE: "A single blade from a disassembled triple edge razor that still has little bits of shaved beard on it?

WILLIE: "...no...a...uh..."

FRANKIE: "Key from the outside of a sardine can you kept in a cigar box from when you were six years old?"

WILLIE: "...no...er...uh..."

FRANKIE: "Rusty shrimp fork?"

WILLIE: "...no..."

FRANKIE: "Toothpick you found in the mens washroom?"

WILLIE: "...no..."

FRANKIE: "Tool your dentist uses to scrape things off your teeth?"

WILLIE: "...no..."

FRANKIE: "Six inch replica of the Empire State Building?"

WILLIE: "No!...er..."

FRANKIE: "Babooooooooooooon Fang?"

WILLIE: "No..."

FRANKIE: "Dirty old tattoo needle that has hepatitis germs from some heroin addict millenial who had a tatoo on his pecker saying "No Regets" on it done by a drunk old flatulent vegetarian hippie with a greasy stringy beard that has bits of yesterday's Cream of Wheat stuck in it?"

WILLIE: "Yeah! I hate it when that happens."

FRANKIE: "I know what you mean."