Posted on 12/01/2017 1:59:22 PM PST by Gamecock
And just think folks drone delivery from Amazon isn’t so far away!
They prefer a large can with some pebbles in the bottom covered with a few inches of water - use only your left hand, please ....
Adds new meaning to the question; Were you raised in a barn?
Talk about a “download”!
In before “Amazon works the sh!t out of people.”
My guess as well, plus the homeowner probably had a Trump sign on the yard last year.
I noticed that my Amazon “Prime” two day deliveries are not showing up on time or are being lost because FedEx and UPS are just passing them off the the Post Office for delivery to my rural address. Anyone else notice this?
I don’t crap in the streets because I don’t want Somalian immigrants accusing me of cultural appropriation.
Handling customer service calls?
This dove tails (don’t laugh) with a story about three months ago in Colorado Springs about a female jogger that was crapping in a residential neighborhood.
WTF?
When you gotta go, you gotta go
I cancelled my Amazon account because of all the botched delivery attempts in my rural area. Amazon refused to intervene when neither UPS or FedEx would not deliver on time or to the right address. I have been able to order everything I have needed from Walmart.com. Problem solved.
I tried to telly’all when Amazon made the deal w/the PO!
There’s no going back now!
No Crap!
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To repeat what some say, “what good is this thread without the video???” Eeeeeeuuuuuwwww!!!
Good point! I forgot about that “service”.
Well, instead of pooping on the curb she could have then used the downstairs bathroom.
We have the niftiest technology but forward progress as a species has stalled. The human race seems to be regressing. It’s like a damn virus. It must be part of the liberal plan for Utopia, they seem devoted to the idea of turning us all into Neanderthals.
“Well, instead of pooping on the curb she could have then used the downstairs bathroom.”
The bathroom? What about on the nice hardwood floor? And then maybe she could help herself to some snacks in the fridge. She’s got to replace that which was lost. No?
Most likely diarrhea.
A new delivery method for the WaPoo
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