Santa is moving to the South Pole because of global warming

Government of Canada ^ | 12/24/2017 | Canadian government

[Trump20162020]

Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.

Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.

[DesertRhino]

So gay

[jospehm20]

Canadians are getting more stupid by the day.

[dfwgator]

[COBOL2Java]

Santa's wish:

[ProtectOurFreedom]

That is just so hilarious. I’m rolling on the floor and my sides are splitting.

[dhs12345]

Not this sh!t again!

[Vaquero]

Don’t fret kids. Just a fake news story to frighten children.

[reg45]

So! Does that mean Christmas will be celebrated on June 25?

[Vaquero]

Helicopter defenestration. I like it.

[dfwgator]

So! Does that mean Christmas will be celebrated on June 25?

Isn't that when they celebrate it in Australia?

[AndyTheBear]

Why not? Has all the credibility of any IPCC report.

[newfreep]

Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?

[dfwgator]

Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?

[justa-hairyape]

So there is no global warming at the south pole. Good to know.

[newfreep]

As someone from flyover land, I’ve no idea of what film that is or what the scene represents - need a bit o’ help....

[dfwgator]

It’s from “Something About Mary” when he suggests “Six Minute Abs” instead of “Seven Minute Abs”

The reaction of the brain short-circuiting at the thought is what makes me crack, and I can imagine some liberal having that same reaction here.

[xrmusn]

Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?
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You must think I am pretty dumb to think there is ice at the SOUTH Pole.

They hardly ever get any ice or snow in the SOUTH I mean that must be the hottest and deepest SOUTH on earth.

Just some more fake news to upset people.

[newfreep]

Thanks...only seen about 5 minutes of that movie.

You’re right, leftists simply cannot connect dots and assimilate them into a cogent thought.

[newfreep]

LOL!

My question was rhetorical but your answer is the winner for Post of the Day!