Most wives 1would have rightfully thrown it in the trash the first time it was placed under the tree.
What a nut, I would have. I guess it’s nothing perishable or he would have smelled it by now.
She probably knew he was a little touched when she married him.
The wife probably opened the package long ago to see what was in it, then re-wrapped it. For all we know, the ex-boyfriend did as well.
This marriage could be a “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf”-type situation.
They might not confess to trashing it. (No, honey, I have no idea where that old present is. Did you check the box with the lights?)