Posted on 01/28/2018 9:43:51 AM PST by beaversmom
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Henry VIII was slim and athletic for most of his life
At six feet two inches tall, Henry VIII stood head and shoulders above most of his court. He had an athletic physique and excelled at sports, regularly showing off his prowess in the jousting arena.
Having inherited the good looks of his grandfather, Edward IV, in 1515 Henry was described as “the handsomest potentate I have ever set eyes on…” and later an “Adonis”, “with an extremely fine calf to his leg, his complexion very fair…and a round face so very beautiful, that it would become a pretty woman”.
All this changed in 1536 when the king – then in his mid-forties – suffered a serious wound to his leg while jousting. This never properly healed, and instead turned ulcerous, which left Henry increasingly incapacitated.
Four years later, the king’s waist had grown from a trim 32 inches to an enormous 52 inches. By the time of his death, he had to be winched onto his horse. It is this image of the corpulent Henry VIII that has obscured the impressive figure that he cut for most of his life.
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Henry VIII was a tidy eater
Despite the popular image of Henry VIII throwing a chicken leg over his shoulder as he devoured one of his many feasts, he was in fact a fastidious eater. Only on special occasions, such as a visit from a foreign dignitary, did he stage banquets.
Most of the time, Henry preferred to dine in his private apartments. He would take care to wash his hands before, during and after each meal, and would follow a strict order of ceremony.
Seated beneath a canopy and surrounded by senior court officers, he was served on bended knee and presented with several different dishes to choose from at each course.
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Henry was a bit of a prude
England’s most-married monarch has a reputation as a ladies’ man – for obvious reasons. As well as his six wives, he kept several mistresses and fathered at least one child by them.
But the evidence suggests that, behind closed doors, he was no lothario. When he finally persuaded Anne Boleyn to become his mistress in body as well as in name, he was shocked by the sexual knowledge that she seemed to possess, and later confided that he believed she had been no virgin.
When she failed to give him a son, he plumped for the innocent and unsullied Jane Seymour instead.
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Henry’s chief minister liked to party
Although often represented as a ruthless henchman, Thomas Cromwell was in fact one of the most fun-loving members of the court. His parties were legendary, and he would spend lavish sums on entertaining his guests – he once paid a tailor £4,000 to make an elaborate costume that he could wear in a masque to amuse the king.
Cromwell also kept a cage of canary birds at his house, as well as an animal described as a “strange beast”, which he gave to the king as a present.
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Henry VIII sent more men and women to their deaths than any other monarch
During the later years of Henry’s reign, as he grew ever more paranoid and bad-tempered, the Tower of London was crowded with the terrified subjects who had been imprisoned at his orders.
One of the most brutal executions was that of the aged Margaret de la Pole, Countess of Salisbury. The 67-year-old countess was woken early on the morning of 27 May 1541 and told to prepare for death.
Although initially composed, when Margaret was told to place her head on the block, her self-control deserted her and she tried to escape. Her captors were forced to pinion her to the block, where the amateur executioner hacked at the poor woman’s head and neck, eventually severing them after the eleventh blow.
He looked very similar to his maternal grandfather, Edward 4, who was about 6 foot 3 or 5, depending on what you read. He also went to seed quickly, indulging in booze and women and overeating and died early, leaving his brother to clean up his mess.
It’s gay Robert Baratheon!!
"...and #6 he dated Helen Thomas"
Robert Baratheon, of course, was a huge, athletic man, a deadly warrior. He killed Rhaegar, which was quite a feat. Upon becoming king, he got fat. Very much modeled on Henry VIII.
Henry VIII was nearly fatally injured in jousting tournaments, twice. Once in 1524 when a lance struck in him the face, and probably gave him a serious concussion as he had migraines ever afterwards. In 1536 he was knocked from his horse, which was also in full armor, and the horse fell on him. He was unconscious for 2 hours and afterward suffered from an ulcerated leg the rest of his life
Also in the twenty years before his death, his waist size went from something like 32 inches to 54 inches
Yes, Ill concur with that....He was a badass gone to seed. But he didn’t have Henry’s marriage sensibilities or history might be different.
Henry VIII was a nasty human being.
Thanks for the post, beaversmom.
Henry was also knocked out at that same tournament, and was unconscious for several hours. There was a fear he would die. Anne Boleyn miscarried as a result. There’s been speculation by today’s medical doctors, that the change in his personality may have been caused by his head wound.
Richard, Duke of Gloucester certainly cleaned up Edward IV’s mess by declaring his children bastards, naming himself King Richard III, and murdering his two nephews, Richard, Duke of York, and Edward V.
Henry VIII was a nasty human being
One of the very few things the French have done correctly was to EXECUTE all royalty, root and stem.
Nobility is the equivalent of organized crime.
His gout was so severe, he was on 250 drops of laudanum a day.
The cat goes in time out.
The alleged real King was a man who was living in Australia...Mike Hastings.
Here's a link to an article reporting his death, as well as info regarding the claims:
Nobility is the equivalent of organized crime.
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It will never change.
Most of the French now have a love affair with their Secular Humanist masters. There is no difference, actually.
The Series The Tudors...
Fantastic, watched it all on Netflix about a year ago. Very well done show and very interesting. Strongly recommend it.
His daughter turned out to be almost as bad as him!
A macabre tale of the death and burial of Henry VIII
It's long, but worth the read.
Yes, there is that theory that he was the son of a commoner; an archer, I believe. I think because his mother at one point called him a son of a bitch!
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